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He was jellyboarded

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A whole bunch of them. The mistake the RWNJs make is that we don't fetishize them

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Heh...from now on, when I need a BM, I'm going to say, "brb...I'm going to take a hoft."

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Should have just reminded Little Nephew that his dumbass uncle still owes Wonkette money.

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I thought the Erik Rush piece was the star of the week, myself.

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New Mexico is bigger, so it makes perfect sense.

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Can't they afford a secret base inside a hollow volcano, like proper supervillains?

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Rand, when your analysis' sucess is dependent soley on the opinions of mouth breathing, derptastical, subhuman, paranoid morons, it's time to re-think your life - really.

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Needz moar copy & paste.

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Obviously the facebook commenter was not a Wonketeer- no #paythefuckup

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<i>"Whether Obama intends to seize absolute power via martial law after a comprehensive White House-orchestrated terrorist strike or use his jihadi army to aid in pacifying an unsuspecting American populace matters little."</i>

It matters to me! I hope he uses his jihadi army.

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When news "breaks," he broke it.

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So in that sense, he is qualified to lead a donkey cart.

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I love that he found a way to escalate from the ridiculously over-the-top story about the <a href="http:\/\/www.infowars.com\/top-nuke-commanders-fired-following-missing-nuclear-warheads-report\/" target="_blank">nuclear attack on South Carolina</a>: <i>two</i> nuclear attacks on New Mexico.

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Jimbob misspelled "wind" because that's about all he breaks

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Apparently that asshole has never read his own comment section

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