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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

A whole bunch of them. The mistake the RWNJs make is that we don't fetishize them

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Heh...from now on, when I need a BM, I'm going to say, "brb...I'm going to take a hoft."

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Should have just reminded Little Nephew that his dumbass uncle still owes Wonkette money.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I thought the Erik Rush piece was the star of the week, myself.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

New Mexico is bigger, so it makes perfect sense.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Can't they afford a secret base inside a hollow volcano, like proper supervillains?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Rand, when your analysis' sucess is dependent soley on the opinions of mouth breathing, derptastical, subhuman, paranoid morons, it's time to re-think your life - really.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Needz moar copy & paste.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Obviously the facebook commenter was not a Wonketeer- no #paythefuckup

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Whether Obama intends to seize absolute power via martial law after a comprehensive White House-orchestrated terrorist strike or use his jihadi army to aid in pacifying an unsuspecting American populace matters little."</i>

It matters to me! I hope he uses his jihadi army.

Jared James's avatar

When news "breaks," he broke it.

Jared James's avatar

So in that sense, he is qualified to lead a donkey cart.

Jared James's avatar

I love that he found a way to escalate from the ridiculously over-the-top story about the <a href="http:\/\/www.infowars.com\/top-nuke-commanders-fired-following-missing-nuclear-warheads-report\/" target="_blank">nuclear attack on South Carolina</a>: <i>two</i> nuclear attacks on New Mexico.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Jimbob misspelled "wind" because that's about all he breaks

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Apparently that asshole has never read his own comment section