It's another Derp Roundup, our occasional collection of all the crud that's been piling up on our browsers but wasn't quite worth a full post. Apply booze or bleach as needed, but be careful where. First up, a tale of dogged opposition research: Scott Brown took a little time off from campaigning for senator in his home state of
Rand, when your analysis' sucess is dependent soley on the opinions of mouth breathing, derptastical, subhuman, paranoid morons, it's time to re-think your life - really.
<i>&quot;Whether Obama intends to seize absolute power via martial law after a comprehensive White House-orchestrated terrorist strike or use his jihadi army to aid in pacifying an unsuspecting American populace matters little.&quot;</i>
I love that he found a way to escalate from the ridiculously over-the-top story about the <a href="http:\/\/www.infowars.com\/top-nuke-commanders-fired-following-missing-nuclear-warheads-report\/" target="_blank">nuclear attack on South Carolina</a>: <i>two</i> nuclear attacks on New Mexico.
He was jellyboarded
A whole bunch of them. The mistake the RWNJs make is that we don&#039;t fetishize them
Heh...from now on, when I need a BM, I&#039;m going to say, &quot;brb...I&#039;m going to take a hoft.&quot;
Should have just reminded Little Nephew that his dumbass uncle still owes Wonkette money.
I thought the Erik Rush piece was the star of the week, myself.
New Mexico is bigger, so it makes perfect sense.
Can&#039;t they afford a secret base inside a hollow volcano, like proper supervillains?
Rand, when your analysis&#039; sucess is dependent soley on the opinions of mouth breathing, derptastical, subhuman, paranoid morons, it&#039;s time to re-think your life - really.
Needz moar copy &amp; paste.
Obviously the facebook commenter was not a Wonketeer- no #paythefuckup
<i>&quot;Whether Obama intends to seize absolute power via martial law after a comprehensive White House-orchestrated terrorist strike or use his jihadi army to aid in pacifying an unsuspecting American populace matters little.&quot;</i>
It matters to me! I hope he uses his jihadi army.
When news &quot;breaks,&quot; he broke it.
So in that sense, he is qualified to lead a donkey cart.
I love that he found a way to escalate from the ridiculously over-the-top story about the <a href="http:\/\/www.infowars.com\/top-nuke-commanders-fired-following-missing-nuclear-warheads-report\/" target="_blank">nuclear attack on South Carolina</a>: <i>two</i> nuclear attacks on New Mexico.
Jimbob misspelled &quot;wind&quot; because that&#039;s about all he breaks
Apparently that asshole has never read his own comment section