It's a special 5th of July Derp Roundup, bringing you all the Red White and Blue idiocy we could scrape off our browser tabs.
I see you've met my husband.
Adjective?
While yakking with her boyfriend, who&#039;s <i>also</i> driving while using his hellphone.
What could possibly go right?
Succeeding a lot, also, too.
[I get it. My mother used this one until she died.]
If not for the historical fact of lobbies outside legislative chambers, they might well be called &quot;intercessors&quot;.
I&#039;d even be okay with &quot;Shut The Fuck Up And Jam&quot;
Who among us has not experienced an accidental discharge at a Hooters?
Wair. What?
Someone in Prague just bought a yellow cake.
Yo, Mr. Superpatriot, dude, Americans: love them or leave them!
Too bad the name of his tour isn&#039;t <i>Jam a Sock in your Mouth &amp; Shut Up</i>
just like in &quot;Alien&quot;
They also have a rock that keeps tigers away...
Best to just nuke him from space...it&#039;s the only way to be sure.
Terry Pratchett libel
No worries. Mother and baby, Crown Victoria, are doing fine.
Shooters: I came for the Open Carry-Out, but I stayed for the shootout.
I see you&#039;ve met my husband.
Adjective?
While yakking with her boyfriend, who&#039;s <i>also</i> driving while using his hellphone.
What could possibly go right?
Succeeding a lot, also, too.
[I get it. My mother used this one until she died.]
If not for the historical fact of lobbies outside legislative chambers, they might well be called &quot;intercessors&quot;.
I&#039;d even be okay with &quot;Shut The Fuck Up And Jam&quot;
Who among us has not experienced an accidental discharge at a Hooters?
Wair. What?
Someone in Prague just bought a yellow cake.
Yo, Mr. Superpatriot, dude, Americans: love them or leave them!
Too bad the name of his tour isn&#039;t <i>Jam a Sock in your Mouth &amp; Shut Up</i>
just like in &quot;Alien&quot;
They also have a rock that keeps tigers away...
Best to just nuke him from space...it&#039;s the only way to be sure.
Terry Pratchett libel
No worries. Mother and baby, Crown Victoria, are doing fine.
Shooters: I came for the Open Carry-Out, but I stayed for the shootout.