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Vienna Woods's avatar

I see you've met my husband.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Adjective?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

While yakking with her boyfriend, who's <i>also</i> driving while using his hellphone.

What could possibly go right?

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bobbert's avatar

Succeeding a lot, also, too.

[I get it. My mother used this one until she died.]

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bobbert's avatar

If not for the historical fact of lobbies outside legislative chambers, they might well be called "intercessors".

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bobbert's avatar

I'd even be okay with "Shut The Fuck Up And Jam"

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Who among us has not experienced an accidental discharge at a Hooters?

Wair. What?

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Someone in Prague just bought a yellow cake.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Yo, Mr. Superpatriot, dude, Americans: love them or leave them!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Too bad the name of his tour isn't <i>Jam a Sock in your Mouth & Shut Up</i>

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

just like in "Alien"

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Chris Grrr's avatar

They also have a rock that keeps tigers away...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Best to just nuke him from space...it's the only way to be sure.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Terry Pratchett libel

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No worries. Mother and baby, Crown Victoria, are doing fine.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Shooters: I came for the Open Carry-Out, but I stayed for the shootout.

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