Welcome, one and all, to another edition of Derp Roundup, where we smoosh up a bunch of stuff that fell to the floor of the Wonket Sekrit Chatcave that was too stoopid to ignore altogether, but that didn’t quite rise to the level of full-length Wonkenpost.
<blockquote>Police and a HazMat team were dispatched to the mall when the man threw what witnesses described as an unidentified powder into the LensCrafters store and fled the area. [...] It is not known whether he was muttering anything about all those bright flowering young men who died before their time at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, and at Hill 364.</blockquote> Sorry. I am from that generation, but I don&#039;t recognize the reference. (Not a complaint, just, &quot;What?&quot;) **Confuze**
Ouch! How embarrassing. That could have been fatal!
Also, he jumped onto the fence in a bid to indicate something to the police using indirect references? (&quot;The suspect had apparently tried to hop over the fence in an effort to allude police...&quot;)
Setting a cross on fire inside your house may very well be really, really stupid ... but I think we should encourage it within the inclined-to-cross-burning community.
Extract the weirdos and Florida might depopulate entirely. It&#039;s a weird place, with its own special blend of high-living hillbillies, cynical New England hustlers, defectors and balls-out Republican immigrants fattened on freedom and morcilla, flamboyantly gay rednecks, and rum-soaked laissez-faire Conchs.
That&#039;s what makes it so interesting to read about.
Florida: As I look over my Facebook Friend list I see three distinct groups.
1. Not from Florida 2. From Florida, but left 3. Still in Florida.
The people in groups 1 and 2 are for the most part pretty cool. Even the ones who have beliefs wildly different than mine can discuss things sanely. With few exceptions, the people in group 3 are rich in derp and I keep them around because I got a thank you note from Snopes for the number of times I link to it.
<blockquote>Police and a HazMat team were dispatched to the mall when the man threw what witnesses described as an unidentified powder into the LensCrafters store and fled the area. [...] It is not known whether he was muttering anything about all those bright flowering young men who died before their time at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, and at Hill 364.</blockquote> Sorry. I am from that generation, but I don&#039;t recognize the reference. (Not a complaint, just, &quot;What?&quot;) **Confuze**
Ouch! How embarrassing. That could have been fatal!
Also, he jumped onto the fence in a bid to indicate something to the police using indirect references? (&quot;The suspect had apparently tried to hop over the fence in an effort to allude police...&quot;)
Hillary Clinton.
The reptilian aliens who are masquerading as the British royal family.
Carnac The Magnificent: &quot;What the voters in Kentucky were doing during the shutdown.&quot;
Defund evolution!!!1!!1!
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Also, I want Dylan to sue this fucker for trademark infringement.
The thing is, he has no imagination. He just writes down everyday events. Could be a mommyblog.
Shut yo mouf.
This was a Twilight Zone ep, wasn&#039;t it?
Or maybe one of the obscure short stories that infect my hindbrain.
Setting a cross on fire inside your house may very well be really, really stupid ... but I think we should encourage it within the inclined-to-cross-burning community.
The key word is &quot;respectable.&quot;
Extract the weirdos and Florida might depopulate entirely. It&#039;s a weird place, with its own special blend of high-living hillbillies, cynical New England hustlers, defectors and balls-out Republican immigrants fattened on freedom and morcilla, flamboyantly gay rednecks, and rum-soaked laissez-faire Conchs.
That&#039;s what makes it so interesting to read about.
I hear Christmas Island is nice. It even keeps the Christ in Christmas!
Florida: As I look over my Facebook Friend list I see three distinct groups.
1. Not from Florida 2. From Florida, but left 3. Still in Florida.
The people in groups 1 and 2 are for the most part pretty cool. Even the ones who have beliefs wildly different than mine can discuss things sanely. With few exceptions, the people in group 3 are rich in derp and I keep them around because I got a thank you note from Snopes for the number of times I link to it.