Welcome to yet another Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we hose off our browser and serve up a cocktail of stories that were too stoopid to ignore altogether, but not quite worth a full post of their own. We'll start with a seasonal sampling of the War On Christmas, with American Patriarchy Association president Tim Wildmon and AFA's internet radio crazy Sandy
she&#039;s hungry like the unspayed wolf
who cares? Have you seen his wife?
This one, you can see coming for miles, which is also an argument in favor of awesome, from a certain (sane) perspective.
I am both appalled and awed that you knew about this horrible, horrible eruption from pop art&#039;s infected bowels.
Despite my fervent prayers*, the Republicans have not impeached Obama. PROOF THERE IS NO GOD! ________________________________ * For example: &quot;God, I wish the Republicans would fuck themselves by impeaching Obama&quot;.
Excuse me, I&#039;ve got to run and discuss what I want for Christmas with one of the local...um....elves. Anybody got any singles?
Run Silent, Run Derp
You&#039;re trolling me, right? There isn&#039;t <i>really</i> something named the American Patriarchy Association, right?
You were right. I made it to 2:39 and then I was out. I&#039;m a coward and I&#039;m so ashamed. As a side note, Josh Romney still scares me a little too.
suburban voters from what I understand
The Blue Book value varies, depending on how full the gas tank is.
That van puts the Christ in &quot;Jesus F. Christ, what the hell is that???&quot;
Well, I am. I&#039;ll let you all know how it works out.
First they came for my dog&#039;s nads, and I did nothing because I am not a dog. Then they came for my cat&#039;s ovaries, and I did nothing because I am not a cat. Then they came for my winky and my dog and cat did nothing, because they were fat and complacent.
He&#039;s just picking up the mantle of manufactured talent from Lou Pearlman since Lou got sent to the big house for his massive Ponzi scheme
I&#039;m still leaning toward awesome. At this point, I don&#039;t care how stupid her principles are, that lady has moxie enough to stick to &#039;em.