Welcome to yet another Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we hose off our browser and serve up a cocktail of stories that were too stoopid to ignore altogether, but not quite worth a full post of their own. We'll start with a seasonal sampling of the War On Christmas, with American Patriarchy Association president Tim Wildmon and AFA's internet radio crazy Sandy
Despite my fervent prayers*, the Republicans have not impeached Obama. PROOF THERE IS NO GOD! ________________________________ * For example: "God, I wish the Republicans would fuck themselves by impeaching Obama".
You were right. I made it to 2:39 and then I was out. I'm a coward and I'm so ashamed. As a side note, Josh Romney still scares me a little too.
First they came for my dog's nads, and I did nothing because I am not a dog. Then they came for my cat's ovaries, and I did nothing because I am not a cat. Then they came for my winky and my dog and cat did nothing, because they were fat and complacent.
I'm still leaning toward awesome. At this point, I don't care how stupid her principles are, that lady has moxie enough to stick to 'em.
she's hungry like the unspayed wolf
who cares? Have you seen his wife?
This one, you can see coming for miles, which is also an argument in favor of awesome, from a certain (sane) perspective.
I am both appalled and awed that you knew about this horrible, horrible eruption from pop art's infected bowels.
Despite my fervent prayers*, the Republicans have not impeached Obama. PROOF THERE IS NO GOD! ________________________________ * For example: "God, I wish the Republicans would fuck themselves by impeaching Obama".
Excuse me, I've got to run and discuss what I want for Christmas with one of the local...um....elves. Anybody got any singles?
Run Silent, Run Derp
You&#039;re trolling me, right? There isn&#039;t <i>really</i> something named the American Patriarchy Association, right?
You were right. I made it to 2:39 and then I was out. I&#039;m a coward and I&#039;m so ashamed. As a side note, Josh Romney still scares me a little too.
suburban voters from what I understand
<i>&ldquo;Liberty Van&rdquo;</i>
The Blue Book value varies, depending on how full the gas tank is.
That van puts the Christ in &quot;Jesus F. Christ, what the hell is that???&quot;
Well, I am. I&#039;ll let you all know how it works out.
First they came for my dog&#039;s nads, and I did nothing because I am not a dog. Then they came for my cat&#039;s ovaries, and I did nothing because I am not a cat. Then they came for my winky and my dog and cat did nothing, because they were fat and complacent.
He&#039;s just picking up the mantle of manufactured talent from Lou Pearlman since Lou got sent to the big house for his massive Ponzi scheme
I&#039;m still leaning toward awesome. At this point, I don&#039;t care how stupid her principles are, that lady has moxie enough to stick to &#039;em.