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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she's hungry like the unspayed wolf

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

who cares? Have you seen his wife?

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Jared James's avatar

This one, you can see coming for miles, which is also an argument in favor of awesome, from a certain (sane) perspective.

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Jared James's avatar

I am both appalled and awed that you knew about this horrible, horrible eruption from pop art's infected bowels.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Despite my fervent prayers*, the Republicans have not impeached Obama. PROOF THERE IS NO GOD! ________________________________ * For example: "God, I wish the Republicans would fuck themselves by impeaching Obama".

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Excuse me, I've got to run and discuss what I want for Christmas with one of the local...um....elves. Anybody got any singles?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Run Silent, Run Derp

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Bezoar's avatar

You're trolling me, right? There isn't <i>really</i> something named the American Patriarchy Association, right?

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

You were right. I made it to 2:39 and then I was out. I'm a coward and I'm so ashamed. As a side note, Josh Romney still scares me a little too.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

suburban voters from what I understand

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“Liberty Van”</i>

The Blue Book value varies, depending on how full the gas tank is.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That van puts the Christ in "Jesus F. Christ, what the hell is that???"

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Well, I am. I'll let you all know how it works out.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

First they came for my dog's nads, and I did nothing because I am not a dog. Then they came for my cat's ovaries, and I did nothing because I am not a cat. Then they came for my winky and my dog and cat did nothing, because they were fat and complacent.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

He's just picking up the mantle of manufactured talent from Lou Pearlman since Lou got sent to the big house for his massive Ponzi scheme

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Jared James's avatar

I'm still leaning toward awesome. At this point, I don't care how stupid her principles are, that lady has moxie enough to stick to 'em.

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