Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we steam-clean our browser tabs and scrape together all the stories that weren't worth their own posts, but were too stupid to ignore altogether. We recommend you numb yourself against the dumbassery that is sure to follow.
Hey now, I am more than willing to defend Darwin with photos of W wearing his monkey face. It's a damn sight harder to post a photo of W and argue that he is a creation of God and one notch below the angels.
Also? Those weren't mashups: he used to make that face all on his own.
My that was some derp! Napolitano is like one of those fish that washed up on the beach six fucking million years ago and tried to grow legs. Unfortunately, there is no cruel towering reptile wandering around to gobble it up, or just stomp on it.
That's the same year the idiot that thinks she got vaccinations for all those things was born, too. I was born in 1960 and before I was a year old I had the measles- luckily the red measles, as my mother was pregnant with my little sister. I had rubella later on, the mumps on both sides, and chicken pox. I was, however, vaccinated against whooping cough. (and polio, of course)
I continue to be enraged by the idiot woman at my then-place of worship(home-schooler, etc) who years ago calmly stated that vaccination for her kids wasn't necessary because the diseases weren't around anymore. That's right, sunshine, my kids get vaccinated to keep yours safe. FFS.
'65 was too late for her- she would have been 9 by then. And my kids missed the boat on the chicken pox vaccine by just a year or so, too. The mumps thing surprises me- born in 1960, I got the mumps on both sides. As well as measles, both types. The only things I was spared were polio and pertussis.
The plague misconception just killed me. That's what decided me that she was too stupid to respond to.
I got the shingles vaccine last year- it would have cost me $200 but my employer plan covered it. I know it's not genetic or anything, but all three of my sisters have had it, so it seemed like the smart thing to do.
Oddly, the same people who deny that humans and monkeys share a common evolutionary ancestor are also the ones who love to circulate pictures of the Obamas, photoshopped to look like apes.
Ah, so it's Bill Maher's fault that God destroyed the world, drowned all Pharoah's soldiers who were just following orders and doing their duty, and commanded the ethnic cleansing and genocide of the Canaanites. 'cause BILL MAHER's the sinner!
<i> &quot;Fossils are nice and all, but &ldquo;I just felt like it&rsquo;d be a good thing to acknowledge the creator of the fossils.&rdquo;</i>
I&#039;m sure this nitwit also blocked bills naming the state flower, bird, mammal, reptile, fish, dog, butterfly, spider, shell, fruit, stone, gem, and soil (<a href="http:\/\/www.enchantedlearning.com\/usa\/states\/southcarolina\/\)," target="_blank">no shit</a>) on the same grounds.
Perhaps Olivia has a proposal for South Carolina&#039;s official state moron.
Thanks.
Except with Dumbya, it was mostly the chimps who were outraged.
Hey now, I am more than willing to defend Darwin with photos of W wearing his monkey face. It&#039;s a damn sight harder to post a photo of W and argue that he is a creation of God and one notch below the angels.
Also? Those weren&#039;t mashups: he used to make that face all on his own.
Smrt.
My that was some derp! Napolitano is like one of those fish that washed up on the beach six fucking million years ago and tried to grow legs. Unfortunately, there is no cruel towering reptile wandering around to gobble it up, or just stomp on it.
That&#039;s the same year the idiot that thinks she got vaccinations for all those things was born, too. I was born in 1960 and before I was a year old I had the measles- luckily the red measles, as my mother was pregnant with my little sister. I had rubella later on, the mumps on both sides, and chicken pox. I was, however, vaccinated against whooping cough. (and polio, of course)
I continue to be enraged by the idiot woman at my then-place of worship(home-schooler, etc) who years ago calmly stated that vaccination for her kids wasn&#039;t necessary because the diseases weren&#039;t around anymore. That&#039;s right, sunshine, my kids get vaccinated to keep yours safe. FFS.
&#039;65 was too late for her- she would have been 9 by then. And my kids missed the boat on the chicken pox vaccine by just a year or so, too. The mumps thing surprises me- born in 1960, I got the mumps on both sides. As well as measles, both types. The only things I was spared were polio and pertussis.
The plague misconception just killed me. That&#039;s what decided me that she was too stupid to respond to.
Jon Stewart did a good job of it last month. Although hardly &quot;towering&quot;.
I got the shingles vaccine last year- it would have cost me $200 but my employer plan covered it. I know it&#039;s not genetic or anything, but all three of my sisters have had it, so it seemed like the smart thing to do.
Nice photo of Alex Dunphy.
Post it if you find it.
Oddly, the same people who deny that humans and monkeys share a common evolutionary ancestor are also the ones who love to circulate pictures of the Obamas, photoshopped to look like apes.
Ah, so it&#039;s Bill Maher&#039;s fault that God destroyed the world, drowned all Pharoah&#039;s soldiers who were just following orders and doing their duty, and commanded the ethnic cleansing and genocide of the Canaanites. &#039;cause BILL MAHER&#039;s the sinner!
It&#039;s the &#039;murrican way!
Secretary of AWESOME SMART KID!
<i> &quot;Fossils are nice and all, but &ldquo;I just felt like it&rsquo;d be a good thing to acknowledge the creator of the fossils.&rdquo;</i>
I&#039;m sure this nitwit also blocked bills naming the state flower, bird, mammal, reptile, fish, dog, butterfly, spider, shell, fruit, stone, gem, and soil (<a href="http:\/\/www.enchantedlearning.com\/usa\/states\/southcarolina\/\)," target="_blank">no shit</a>) on the same grounds.
Perhaps Olivia has a proposal for South Carolina&#039;s official state moron.
WERE THEY THERE?
Yes, apparently.