It's a special Ho-Ho-Huh? Edition of Derp Roundup, the feature where we bring you the stories that don't quite deserve their very own posts, but are too stupid to ignore altogether. So light the candles and gather round the hearth, and start drinking first thing in the morning if that gets you through this mess. Absinthe is Christmassy, isn't it?
Not to mention a well-composed 20-word sentence written out (with correct spelling, except for capitalization) by a toddler. No wonder he has a job. How much does Roger Ailes pay him, anyway?
The ethanol, usually, was (untaxed) absolute ethanol, which was dirt cheap even in 5-gallon cans. You could get the whole department thoroughly sloshed for maybe $20. (And more often than not, it was your tax money at work.)
Yeah, but they read between the lines of the Constitution - the part where it says Xtian white men have the right do what other Xtian white men approve of. (Jeebus thought it was so obvious that he didn't really need to write it down.)
...instead of dodging the Chevys.
Not to mention a well-composed 20-word sentence written out (with correct spelling, except for capitalization) by a toddler. No wonder he has a job. How much does Roger Ailes pay him, anyway?
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Also too, the Divinyl Ethers did that cool song about masturbation...
Camel jockey. (Look it up.)
Not like the 47% of toddlers who are just takers!
Chug carton in 12 seconds, go to emergency room.
The ethanol, usually, was (untaxed) absolute ethanol, which was dirt cheap even in 5-gallon cans. You could get the whole department thoroughly sloshed for maybe $20. (And more often than not, it was your tax money at work.)
Yeah, but they read between the lines of the Constitution - the part where it says Xtian white men have the right do what other Xtian white men approve of. (Jeebus thought it was so obvious that he didn't really need to write it down.)
Doesn't look good for the zombies, what with the lack of brains on the opposing side.
After the meals we had on Solstice <i>and</i> Xmas, I&#039;m gonna be needing some help from a diety myself.
IOKIYAAR applies to prseznits, also too.
Explains the nasty infection . . . he was lucky to survive.
You could do a really wicked Easter display...
Silly Mr. Dixon - Zombie Jesus is at Easter.
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness severed sleeves Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Snowness severed sleeves
A fleeting and a greeting scene of effervescent eves Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Effervescent eves
A greeting and a meeting team of hoarse and frosty words Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Hoarse and frosty words
A greeting and a cheating team and other noxious herbs Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Other noxious herbs
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
Either everyone in that household is named Todd, or someone needs to read up on the child labour laws in their area...