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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Right. Rudi's hair hasn't been that color since The Hula Hoop. Please.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

I pay for streaming services because I can cancel and change at any time. I get more and better selections than cable that way.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Huh? What are you trying to say? Is that English?

Napoleanofthetrump's avatar

Pbbbbppppbbbbt. That was a wet fart sound

SterWonk's avatar

When I was still capable of riding a motorcycle I made a point of riding seen and riding safely.

We who share the road with you, thank you!

I hope you practiced ATGATT, also too. (I don't ride, but have friends who do, who have mentioned ATGATT frequently enough that I know it.)

Skepti-KC's avatar

Absolutely and WITHOUT exception. A lid and leathers, no matter how damned hot it is outside. I have picked the gravel out of too many bleeding meatsacks status post asphalt slide;as a rule the road rash was the least of the injuries sustained.

Skepti-KC's avatar

Indeed they do. And just as a biker is responsible for maintaining a safe riding distance from other vehicles, 'cagers' (car, truck drivers) must maintain a safe braking and turning distance around motorcycles. Besides; it's just good manners to do so!

Steely_Fan's avatar

ThFelonius my old friend Step on in and let me shake your hand...

Querolous's avatar

I've' been to The Dalles.

Querolous's avatar

When my forehead retreated to meet my pony tail I went all in cue ball bald.

roberteye's avatar

Same hairdresser as Stephen Miller, perhaps?

Amy!'s avatar

Well, at least he's not taking on a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line.

phoenix00's avatar

He... doesn't look too pleased.

Emil Muz's avatar

I'll admit I was vain enough to use it for awhile, and the little cheap plastic gloves that come with are fine. I never had a problem.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

That dye-job makes him look like a member of the St. Assisi Elementary School play. Won't the nuns be proud!!!