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Ron DeSantis looks dim.

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I had no idea "monkey this up" was an actual expression--assumed it was some sort of Freudian thing on DeSantis's part. The things I learn on this here Wonkette.

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Woah. So I knew even less than I thought I knew.

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banana daiquiris

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My mom has actually used the phrase "Jew you down" or similar and I just had to say something. She's not racist against black folks (I grew up listening to her Bill Cosby albums - now awkward for other reasons), but she admits she has problems with SE Asians. Racism is a weird, pervasive, and ugly thing.

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One thing's changed, but not for the good: more flooding!

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I don't think it's the first time he's used this phrase even. I think he says it without thought, because he's an unreconstructed racist. This was a mean-spirited dumbass thing to say, said by a mean-spirited dumbass.

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I don't know. Never heard of any connection.

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Give me the money now, and I'll nail your head to the floor. --Dinsdale Piranha

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/Ben Shapiro's opinions on /anything/

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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That's nothing to do with the origin of the phrase though, which goes back to a 1542 English translation of a Greek play (according to Wikipedia)https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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The medieval Japanese society had private firefighting companies in the big cities (don't know today). It was somehow working, because there were multiple companies in competition.How did they compete? Each company had a guy proudly waving the company flag. The company whose flag was seen the closest to the fire was credited as being the company who put the fire out - and thus rewarded for their work.As you could imagine, that means the flagbearer was often literally standing in the fire.

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Was De Santis the prosecutor who buried Scarbourough's involvement in a murder?

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Superpredators. Exalted cyclops. The Klan was founded by a Democrat.

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+1 fifth of Cobra Whisky with a side of ladyboy hookers

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We've used up the Peninsular Cuban emigre community. Now, we're letting in the Afrocubans. That's not good, for America.

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