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The Little Liddell, the Middle Liddell, or the Great Scott?

Fun fact: Alice in Wonderland was Alice Liddell, daughter of the dictionary fellow.

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And shockingly marmocentric.

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I'm gonna need a bigger popcorn popper…

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DeSantis VS Trump: Cage Match!

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He's gonna have to get some new material if he wants to keep the crowds going, and he just doesn't seem likely to do so.

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This just in: De Santis is being called a "cuck" on antisocial media for deviating even the slightest bit from Trumpism and not publicly shitting in Joe Biden's soup during a public meeting where they were mutually polite, though clearly not besties.

BTW, I'm not sure what "cuck" means anymore.

I mean, I know what it means technically but what does it mean anymore?

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"No longer a cult member in good standing"

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You nailed it.

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Tons of heartache and sympathy for the Florida condo collapse people. Zero fucks for DeSantis.

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They settled out of court and gave her a Toyota. I think that was the intention all along, but the publicity was priceless.

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They settled out of court and gave her a Toyota. I think that was the intention all along, but the free press coverage was brilliant

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Yes, yes. Florida man indeed.

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Absolutely. I feel terrible for all the people who were lost in the collapse, and their loved ones. But DeSantis and Trump fighting is making my day

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The guy's in major trouble because he called the President of the United States the President of the... yeah, we all get it. But what I'm getting is that we're in much deeper shit than I could've imagined. This bullshit is so far beyond delusional, that even an apparatchik like DeSantis finds himself tossed overboard. And surprised, to boot!!

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Cultist Unable to Constantly Kneel?Creepy Ungulate Chewing a Kud?Currently Unstable Collapsible KenDoll?

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He'll hire people to bring in as much moolah as possible, while expending minimum effort. They've got people who can figure that shit out! The best people!!

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