Desperate Americans Beg Queen 'Please Take Us Back!'
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Throughout the colony of Virginia, thousands of sad "Americans" have gathered to beg Queen Elizabeth II for forgiveness and a chance to rejoin the British Empire. "I'm just so sad all the time," said a Richmond Republican seen weeping with so many others today as they awaited their monarch. "The whole thing, independence or whatever, has really turned out bad."
Desperate Americans Beg Queen 'Please Take Us Back!'
Desperate Americans Beg Queen 'Please Take Us…
Desperate Americans Beg Queen 'Please Take Us Back!'
Throughout the colony of Virginia, thousands of sad "Americans" have gathered to beg Queen Elizabeth II for forgiveness and a chance to rejoin the British Empire. "I'm just so sad all the time," said a Richmond Republican seen weeping with so many others today as they awaited their monarch. "The whole thing, independence or whatever, has really turned out bad."