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<sassy black female judge voice> I'll allow it.. but you're on a tight leash, counsel </sassy black female judge voice>

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I think we can all agree that she goes to the garden to make a sacrifice to Evil, not Good, correct?

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i was listening to a little of that and then realized i was listening to a little of that and it was really pretty annoying and really she should just shut up.

k. now i have to memorize some james joyce or something.

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I'll repeat my comment from when someone mentioned this the other day...

...either: (1) Ann doesn't understand that there are different types of radiation that can effect you in different ways depending on the amount of exposure, and can also have unhealthy long term effects (for example, chemotherapy can fight your cancer but also make you so sick your hair falls out); or (2) Ann's a dumb bitch who is exceptionally good at being oblivious to any information that doesn't fit neatly within her pre-existing world view.

Please let this be the final straw of stupidity that gets her banned from television forever.

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She should try shooting one of the big ones with a slingshot, that takes low hanging, hairy, radioactive balls. I think she's got the stones!

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Apparently the physicists didn't tell Old Ann about the importance lead shielding given her face. She should expose herself to about 5 Sieverts of gamma radiation and tell us how her cellular system is behaving (Hint: It won't feel good).

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Or creme brule maybe?

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Have she learned nothing from movies? Radiation created Godzilla. Oh wait, she's sweet on him. She wants to have his babies. Oh Annie, you hopeless, hopeless romantic. But that kind of creature-on-creature relationship does not fit the mold of traditional family values. Sorry, I don't make them rules.

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