Word on the street was that ex-Senator (but eternal Macaca) George Allen was one step away from having to hock his beloved football in order to keep his family solvent. Fortunately, he's now been able to find part-time work at the bafflingly named "Young America's Foundation," which bought Ronald Reagan's ranch and is turning it into a "schoolhouse for Reaganism," which is clearly code for "cult compound."
Desperate George Allen Accepts Part-Time Work
Desperate George Allen Accepts Part-Time Work
Desperate George Allen Accepts Part-Time Work
Word on the street was that ex-Senator (but eternal Macaca) George Allen was one step away from having to hock his beloved football in order to keep his family solvent. Fortunately, he's now been able to find part-time work at the bafflingly named "Young America's Foundation," which bought Ronald Reagan's ranch and is turning it into a "schoolhouse for Reaganism," which is clearly code for "cult compound."