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can we at least hope that when her looks (completely) go, she'll disappear?

that should happen soon-ish, no?

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...geez, her using her experience as reason why she should be President is the equivalent of me putting the following in my resume:

-I once applied for a really important job and they picked someone else -I once had a semi important job and decided to quit -I should get THIS job because I say things that sound awesome but I never back them up -I promise to never pull the race card(unless it will get me a raise, in which case I will call you "cross burning honky, who never met a black person you didnt want to chain up and horse whip!" -"Also", "to" and "furthermore" I can see your competitors from my house!

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"Contending vaginas"? Are we talking Messalina/Scylla-style contention?

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Especially since the title of the actual scientific article begins with "Unskilled and Unaware of it..."

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Yeah but she'll probably put her "winkin-eye" into spring training here pretty soon. Those boys up on that dais with her at the debates won't know what hit 'em.

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i think 'the rest is silence' would be my preferred hamlet / sarah quote.

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that was beautifully said.

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<i>She knows she can’t win</i> WE know she can't win...since we understand math and all...but I'm not at all sure that SHE knows. Cognitive dissonance and inflated self impression do not lend themselves to accurate perceptions of reality.

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It's a lot harder to ride herd on 310 million retards than it is to screech crazily at the speds in your own family, Sarah. Or even in Alaska.

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She lists her stint as a failed VP candidate higher on the list than the fact she was, at one time at least, an actual elected governor of an actual state. That's fucking ridiculous.

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