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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Too late. He's already out of his mind.

(((Jgmurphy)))'s avatar

Man, is this guy ignorant. It is against Federal law to require polygraphs of anybody. Anyone subjected to a polygraph in a Federal workplace could sue the agency up the yin-yang.

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I saw an expose on the junk science of "lie detector tests" on 60 Minutes. This was 40 years ago! So for 40 years we have known them to be bogus. Here's what happened.

60 Minutes wanted to test out the validity of polygraph science. They approached a well known firm with a good reputation. The producers of 60 Minutes approached the firm and told them (falsely) that some camera equipment had gone missing from their office. They also told them (falsely) that they had a suspect in mind---the one African-American producer on their staff---but no proof.

So the firm came in and polygraphed everyone in the department. Naturally, voila: they discovered from their exhaustive testing and "galvanic skin response" that the "culprit" was the black guy.

Now, you might argue that this was a dirty trick to play on the company. But it clearly showed how customers of polygraph firms are influenced by cultural prejudices, the firms themselves are so influenced, and the results tend to bear out pre-existing biases.

Vi's avatar

https://images.app.goo.gl/J...pig entrails work too; also, more appropriate.

phoenix00's avatar

So criminal organization I expect kneecaps drilled and concrete shoes any day now.

phoenix00's avatar

Contrast: Mike Pence's polygraph would be a flatline.

phoenix00's avatar

You should've stuck a thumbtack under your big toe.

phoenix00's avatar

Devin Nunes, step right up!

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Russian pee hookers, on the other hand.....

Lordpnut's avatar

Where the shadows run from themselves.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Dietrich was my favorite character in a show full of wonderful characters.

"M"'s avatar

Always how it goes. Always.

Sounds like Trump Jr. and Kushner.

sillyclucker's avatar

I'm surprised Trump isn't using a Magic 8 Ball.

Wilson P. Dizard's avatar

The most damaging spies in US history,, Robert Hannsen and Aldrich Ames, beat the box.

HarpyLibtart's avatar

I love Adam - I know some people find him irritating but I just want him to follow me around dispensing random information in exchange for treats and typing it out just made me realize how creepy that sounds :P