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tehbaddr's avatar

But Second lady Usha Vance’s Babby is gonna be BROWN! Are they really OK with that?

Bupkus231's avatar

The fact this "Concerned Women of America" president cites a "study" done by a conservative religious group is discrediting. It's obvious that this "study" could easily be considered a case of "Lying through Statistics" - and Nance puts even more spin on it.

This modern-day "Mrs. Grundy" needs to tend to her own knitting and STFU

Lucius's avatar

The instant a white person starts whining about "preserving our culture" I assume they're some flavor of Nazi or klansman and move on.

I haven't been proven wrong yet.

The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Mr. Mapes knows he is the last man I will ever date/marry. Even if he went on before me, were I to crave companionship, I would only look for female/femme-presenting folx with whom to spend time. I cannot take a chance on allowing someone who admires a pedophile/rapists enough to vote for them 3 different times, to be around me or Mapes Jr.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Howard Nutlick has four children. He also has nannies, plural, when on vacation at Epstein's Island.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

The central dogma of the incel movement is “it’s not me, it’s you.” If women instinctively cover their drinks when you approach them, it’s not because you’re a repellent misogynist. It’s that they’ve been brainwashed to hate marriage and family, of course.

And rightwingers desperately need to believe that all liberals, especially liberal women, are miserable in their lives. That’s why Guyliner harps on the myth of “lonely cat ladies.” If you believe it’s the natural inclination of women to submit to their husbands and squeeze out the entire cast of “Eight is Enough,” then you have to believe any woman not following that example must be unhappy.

And besides, have you ever seen a happy MAGAt? Right now, they control all three branches of government, Pedo is giving them all the racist and misogynistic policies they could ever dream of, and yet they’re still the most angry and bitter little snowflakes you’ll ever see. Just look at how Naziferatu screeched with rage every time he appears on Fox. They want everyone to be as miserable as they are.

Birb-General of the US's avatar

Why do we have a vice president who is so young and inexperienced that his wife is still having biological children? Could such a neophyte run the entire US government, if called upon? And how come the words "couch" and "sofa" never made it into this post?

Kathnc's avatar

Any chance we could take the vote away from men? Just asking.

Liminal's avatar

> As a parent myself, I hope Vance’s news will encourage more women to do the same

Sure, people everywhere make life choices based on what the vice president’s wife does. Sure they do.

Bruce's avatar

"without enough births to maintain its population, a country struggles to sustain its economy, communities and culture."

That is fucking rich coming from the same goddamned bunch busy deporting as many people as they can get their hands on. including people like Usha Vance!

And what "culture", bitch!?

Lucius's avatar

If your culture is church on Sunday followed by football and fox news your culture needs to die the fuck out.

Wowdad's avatar

What helps Usha Vance deal with the stress of having four kids is the monthly luxury vacations funded by taxpayers. Dump your spawn in one of the blacked out SUV's that follow you around and relax!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

It’s always pretty rich seeing these upper class conservatives telling Walmart cashiers and diner waitresses that what they really need in their lives is to squeeze out a few more mouths to feed.

For the Fatherland.

Bruce's avatar

And even before then it was greatly eased by the 6-figure income she earned at her job, which the 'Kinder,Küche,Kirk' crew wants to eliminate.

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

“… not only do Republicans oppose practically every policy on earth that would make it easier for people who want children to have them — subsidized child care, subsidized health care, subsidized college, raising the minimum wage, lowering housing costs, ending at-will employment so people feel secure in their jobs, cutting the work week down, encouraging businesses to allow people to continue working remotely, and, of course, parental leave — …”

I’d add that post-Dobbs, pregnancy is riskier and obstetric care harder to access, especially in prohibition states. I don’t know if there’s data showing that women are delaying or opting out of motherhood due to fear of, what’s the word I’m looking for here, DYING, but I wouldn’t be surprised.

VaselineHabits's avatar

Straight up - Pregnancy can fucking kill you.

Do you trust your manly man husband to take care of you AND the doctors won't let you die?

Denise's avatar

Great article. Besides the fact that Murrica makes it as hard as possible to have and raise children, encouraging men to become as narcissisticly puerile as possible is not a winning strategy. Our country is so disappointing at this point (spoken with sad parent face).

irish379's avatar

barefoot,pregnant,and in the kitchen

that sums it up

pskbh's avatar

I'm constantly dumbfounded by the ignorance of these men.

If american women hadn't helped build the WWII war machine the fuckers wouldn't be alive to complain.

Lucius's avatar

I mean...it WOULD be quieter...

Bruce's avatar

I prefer the more descriptive term of "brood mare, house slave, and fucktoy" which is what they REALLY want.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

OMG, so much stupidity on display here.

1. Usha Vance is not white. Therefore her babies are not "white" enough for the right-wing neanderthals to consider them "real" Americans.

2. I am in the age group 13-65. I am male. I consume porn "to some extent". I also have 4 children and 7 grandchildren (with at least 2 more expected, not to mention great-grandchildren in the next 5 or so years likely). So Penny Nance can suck my dick.

3. The reason many women don't have children (especially with the "right" men) is that young men can be stupid dicks. Why would you hitch your wagon to someone who thinks you are less than him, are dumb and emotional, shouldn't work, shouldn't drive, shouldn't think? No one should be blaming women for any of this ... but yet men do. I'd have guessed Penny Vance is an older, white "Karen"-ass mother fucker who has decided to get on the grifting train by shitting on her own half of the human race for daring to be more self-aware than she was at that same age. Turns out I'd have been wrong. She's just a busybody who has decided that slut shaming women is a path to riches.

4. She's old enough and married, so she is not in any way qualified to talk about "modern dating". No more than I would be.

5. "Quiet Piggy" - Penny's likely favorite man

6. Penny would be probably be happier if she just smiled more. - Penny's type of man (or at least the type that she's hoping to guilt other women into procreating with.

[Redacted]'s avatar

I feel the market for this kind of thing is the women who got married and pregnant early and need reassurance that they made a good choice. It’s part of the overall Christian market, which is dominated by women.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Grifting from their own. Just like all the others.

DogParent's avatar

And of course the extremely concerned Peggy does not mention that Usha Vance and her repulsive husband can afford to have four children because U.S. taxpayers are currently making their lifestyle possible. Apart from that, one would expect her to avoid this example since the little Vances are no doubt browner than GOP-approved children.

The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

And Usha’s mother left her tenured research position to become their full time Nanny. And Usha left the job she loved to become a full time mom. With a full time Nanny.

[Redacted]'s avatar

On information and belief, it’s Peter Thiel and, in her case, inherited wealth that’s making their lifestyle possible.