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Wonkette has the best snarking writers, & commenters, on the Internet, IMNSHO 😉😉😉

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Illbilly

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Everyone knows Republican bullshit is coming from inside the house. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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This is the funniest/stupidest legal cowshit since the Pets.com sock puppet sued Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and will probably end just as well. (Funny, spellchecker was OK with “bullshit.”

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How on earth does this walking mass of unusable rotting vegetable matter keep being re-elected?

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Worse than that, he'll be almost 84 in November 2024. We don't need a one-term president.

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I wrote an erotic story that parody's a zombie apocalypse scenario, replacing the zombies with anthropomorphic cowgirls. Surely, I thought, this will be the most ridiculous cow-related thing that could possibly be written.

How naive I was...

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Wait ... Devin Nunes’ love-cow is also Fabio? This is a whole new angle...

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The first day back from the Chicago teachers' strike, my HS senior's English teacher read this book to the class. No additional commentary was given.

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While I know you can stalk someone on the Internet, I don't think you can stalk them by posting Twitter satire. The cow would have to be driving past Nunes' house on a regular basis for these charges to make any sense.

Nunes is a public personality and does not have the same legal protection that a private citizen would have. https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Well, there was the lawsuit from a crazed coal baron against John Oliver. The ACLU filed an hilarious (and accurate) brief that is well worth reading. Except for exact details it could apply to the Nunes lawsuit.

https://www.documentcloud.o...

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This sounds a lot like the lawsuit filed against John Oliver. The ACLU submitted this brilliant brief:

https://www.documentcloud.o...

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Believe it or nuts, Virginia allows lawyers to issue subpoenas. This idiot may succeed in making them reconsider that screwy policy.

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I was too lazy to post, but I fucking LUV that animation 😇😇😇

[If I may inquire ... is your nym a pun ... no, wait, a palindrome ... on miscegenation? Given that we're on Wonkette, I have to believe it's intentional. It's awesome 😎😎😎]

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