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gratuitous's avatar

Crate up his sculpture, return it to his studio, and tell him he can take his bull somewhere else.

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gratuitous's avatar

So, do we see the same splashy headlines and breathless coverage that Rep. Nunes lied that we did when Nunes "vindicated" President Trump? Still feel vindicated, Trump?

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Warmer, but more drooly.

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jaspersdad's avatar

Walks!!!!

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Hypothetical question: Could Congressman Numnutz (sp?) find his own derriere with both hands?

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Nick Scroggs's avatar

Well not if dry and crumble them up.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Too bad he managed to escape ...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, are we just going to start referring to everyone in the Republican Party as fuckhead? I only ask because it might get confusing after a bit.

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Scooby's avatar

Dear Mom,

I am sorry I tapped Trumps phone. I won't do it again.

Barack

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Zyxomma's avatar

Do I think the Trump administration's actions are criminal? Yes, from top to bottom.

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Little Lulu's avatar

"Ordure in the Court!"

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

You misspelled Tapp..

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

That wouldn't surprise anyone. Ok maybe diehard Trumpanzees.

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tomamitai's avatar

Yeah, that's how to convince people you're not in bed with Putin, meet with him behind closed doors with no independent observers!

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