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gratuitous's avatar

Crate up his sculpture, return it to his studio, and tell him he can take his bull somewhere else.

gratuitous's avatar

So, do we see the same splashy headlines and breathless coverage that Rep. Nunes lied that we did when Nunes "vindicated" President Trump? Still feel vindicated, Trump?

Poly_Ester's avatar

Hypothetical question: Could Congressman Numnutz (sp?) find his own derriere with both hands?

Nick Scroggs's avatar

Well not if dry and crumble them up.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Too bad he managed to escape ...

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, are we just going to start referring to everyone in the Republican Party as fuckhead? I only ask because it might get confusing after a bit.

Scooby's avatar

Dear Mom,

I am sorry I tapped Trumps phone. I won't do it again.

Barack

Zyxomma's avatar

Do I think the Trump administration's actions are criminal? Yes, from top to bottom.

Little Lulu's avatar

"Ordure in the Court!"

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

That wouldn't surprise anyone. Ok maybe diehard Trumpanzees.

tomamitai's avatar

Yeah, that's how to convince people you're not in bed with Putin, meet with him behind closed doors with no independent observers!