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Crate up his sculpture, return it to his studio, and tell him he can take his bull somewhere else.

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So, do we see the same splashy headlines and breathless coverage that Rep. Nunes lied that we did when Nunes "vindicated" President Trump? Still feel vindicated, Trump?

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Warmer, but more drooly.

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Walks!!!!

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Hypothetical question: Could Congressman Numnutz (sp?) find his own derriere with both hands?

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Well not if dry and crumble them up.

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Too bad he managed to escape ...

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So, are we just going to start referring to everyone in the Republican Party as fuckhead? I only ask because it might get confusing after a bit.

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Dear Mom,

I am sorry I tapped Trumps phone. I won't do it again.

Barack

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Do I think the Trump administration's actions are criminal? Yes, from top to bottom.

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"Ordure in the Court!"

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You misspelled Tapp..

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That wouldn't surprise anyone. Ok maybe diehard Trumpanzees.

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Yeah, that's how to convince people you're not in bed with Putin, meet with him behind closed doors with no independent observers!

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