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aureolamanita's avatar

He might have even been a baiter.

Mandorlind's avatar

"They're already pissed that the Gap plays "Happy Holidays" more than "We Wish You A Merry Christmas."

I admit to being kinda pissed about that, too. I hate "Happy Holidays".

Querolous's avatar

Once you see "Birth of a Nation (1915 version)" all else is derivative.

Sons of Ares's avatar

Astronomy departments are next, for portraying the Earth as "too round" in their curricula.

Leftflank's avatar

Do they really, really, really want impressionable students getting a truer understanding of Christianity?Jesus Christ herself wouldn't really want to see the end of her own movie or most of the middle.Christianity in practice lacks a basic foundational requirement, being Christian-like. This is why the Betsy D's of the World don't want Islam taught, it has a decided advantage in the awful category. Christianity takes the cake in straying from the faith, the Not Gay cake that is.

anomie's avatar

Easy mistake to make.

phoenix00's avatar

Isn't this an actual First Amendment violation?

phoenix00's avatar

Indoctrination is more their speed.

sarafina's avatar

By December 5th I'm pretty much caroled out.

sarafina's avatar

Well, they get away with telling Doctors how to doctor. Have you not been paying attention?

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

The popular vote, not the electoral vote unfortunately. If you don't win the electoral vote you lose and you don't get to be president. Sadly that's the way our system currently works.

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Jesus was a Jew? That must have been awkward, what with his mom being Catholic and all.

Posonby Britt's avatar

It's a problem when those professors are teaching students actual facts from history instead of the Faux News-approved "Mein Trumpf Kampf" curriculum of made-up bigoted junk.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

There is a school of thought that he was a closeted gay, but I really have no dog in that hunt, what with being all atheistic and such.

kareemachan's avatar

Well, if I had a brother with a bunch of killers at his beck and call....

AND money from a major grifting scheme....