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He might have even been a baiter.

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"They're already pissed that the Gap plays "Happy Holidays" more than "We Wish You A Merry Christmas."

I admit to being kinda pissed about that, too. I hate "Happy Holidays".

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Once you see "Birth of a Nation (1915 version)" all else is derivative.

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Astronomy departments are next, for portraying the Earth as "too round" in their curricula.

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Do they really, really, really want impressionable students getting a truer understanding of Christianity?Jesus Christ herself wouldn't really want to see the end of her own movie or most of the middle.Christianity in practice lacks a basic foundational requirement, being Christian-like. This is why the Betsy D's of the World don't want Islam taught, it has a decided advantage in the awful category. Christianity takes the cake in straying from the faith, the Not Gay cake that is.

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Easy mistake to make.

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Isn't this an actual First Amendment violation?

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Indoctrination is more their speed.

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By December 5th I'm pretty much caroled out.

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Well, they get away with telling Doctors how to doctor. Have you not been paying attention?

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The popular vote, not the electoral vote unfortunately. If you don't win the electoral vote you lose and you don't get to be president. Sadly that's the way our system currently works.

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Jesus was a Jew? That must have been awkward, what with his mom being Catholic and all.

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It's a problem when those professors are teaching students actual facts from history instead of the Faux News-approved "Mein Trumpf Kampf" curriculum of made-up bigoted junk.

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There is a school of thought that he was a closeted gay, but I really have no dog in that hunt, what with being all atheistic and such.

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Well, if I had a brother with a bunch of killers at his beck and call....

AND money from a major grifting scheme....

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