What was in Noem's bag? Probably the same stuff as last time -- several thousand dollars in cash, her passport and government ID. You know, kind of like a criminal's Go Bag.
Corey's LinkedIn reveals this is probably the highest role he will ever possibly achieve - his past work experience leaves him well-positioned to pivot to the food service or janitorial engineering jobs. Not that there's anything wrong with those jobs - they are worthy entry level employment for those just starting out. My first job was cleaning bathrooms at a summer camp. He just has done nothing with his life except leech.
What a shocker, there are billions of dollars swirling around DC without Congressional oversight and a mob kingpin who believes he decides what and who the money goes to, surrounded by sniveling sycophants who are all jockeying for their cut. Of course he wanted kick backs, huge ones, not a “consulting fee,” which was probably in the mere thousands, which is peasant money. He wanted a percentage of contracts. Let’s call it a “finders fee” or “success fee” or “kick back bonus,” or maybe just corrupt embezzlement. Even just a few points on these hundred million dollar contracts would put millions in his pocket, and probably Noem’s pocket too. Imagine the pillow talk as they whisper ways they can swindle taxpayer money. We are already 40 trillion in debt, so what’s a few hundred million anymore? It’s all funny money until the economy crashes, society breaks down and the 1% all fly away on Elon’s rocket ship to start over somewhere in the galaxy.
Keep in mind that private prisons very much have a "1st class" section, for those able to pay. It's still prison, but you get your own room, your own TV, peace and quiet if you want it, comfortable bedding, decent food... et cetera et cetera. If you're willing to pay.
I know of a few county jails that have a 1st Class section. LA County, CA, would allow celebrities their own cells and better accommodations if they could pay for it. I think Paris Hilton was kept in such conditions during her 2007 jail term.
But I don't know of any state prison in the US that has a 1st Class section. Yes, there are hard yards, easy yards, special needs yards, administrative segregation, protective custody, maximum security, super-maximum security, and death row. But no 1st Class, with special accommodations, including the privately owned prisons that a state might contract for additional space.
At the federal level, there are some prison camps that are "very soft". No fences, better food, lots of activities, comfortable beds, etc. About the same as the old California county labor camps. Yes, these are the places where most high profile celebrities and politicians serve their time. But they're normally reserved for people serving less than 36 months for low-level felonies and misdemeanors.
Most, but not all, federal prisons are privately owned.
I want life in prison for EVERY political appointee of this regime, except those who need to be hanged from a gibbet after the Nuremberg trials.
And, of course, seizure by the state of every dollar, dime, and (now worthless) penny of their property, leaving NOTHING for their spouses and children. Let them all taste the life that the regime wishes for the rest of us.
Are you seriously asking at this late hour, what was in that mysterious bag that was left on da plane?
The answer is plainly obvious. Sex toys. The mere thought of these two repellent creatures having sex, on a government plane no less, makes me want to hurl my morning coffee like a cat heaving up a hairball.
Nonetheless, sex toys. I'd hate to be the dishwasher that has to sanitize those things.
I have no doubt the Lewandowski was actually assigned to Noem so he could "keep his eye on her." I have no doubt that he suggested this to stupid fucker himself, and stupid fucker thought it was a great idea. Somebody explain why when trump says things like Corey "wet his beak" or "made out very well," nobody in the press reminds stupid fucker that's illegal.
Well, let's be fair. What else could Corey do? That abject slob has nothing to offer anyone, so is terminally unemployable. And he's a known bully and sex pest, so he could only appeal to likewise unloved/unwanted dimwit Republican women. Bribery and thievery, much like his assault and clownery, are Corey's only options.
Meanwhile, Klaus Barbie Noem transitions from her sex jet to a Ford Econoline shag van, with a bumper sticker saying “Don’t Laugh, Your Husband May be Inside”.
What was in Noem's bag? Probably the same stuff as last time -- several thousand dollars in cash, her passport and government ID. You know, kind of like a criminal's Go Bag.
Corey's LinkedIn reveals this is probably the highest role he will ever possibly achieve - his past work experience leaves him well-positioned to pivot to the food service or janitorial engineering jobs. Not that there's anything wrong with those jobs - they are worthy entry level employment for those just starting out. My first job was cleaning bathrooms at a summer camp. He just has done nothing with his life except leech.
What a shocker, there are billions of dollars swirling around DC without Congressional oversight and a mob kingpin who believes he decides what and who the money goes to, surrounded by sniveling sycophants who are all jockeying for their cut. Of course he wanted kick backs, huge ones, not a “consulting fee,” which was probably in the mere thousands, which is peasant money. He wanted a percentage of contracts. Let’s call it a “finders fee” or “success fee” or “kick back bonus,” or maybe just corrupt embezzlement. Even just a few points on these hundred million dollar contracts would put millions in his pocket, and probably Noem’s pocket too. Imagine the pillow talk as they whisper ways they can swindle taxpayer money. We are already 40 trillion in debt, so what’s a few hundred million anymore? It’s all funny money until the economy crashes, society breaks down and the 1% all fly away on Elon’s rocket ship to start over somewhere in the galaxy.
"Once Lewandowski was ensconced as Kristi Noem’s “special government employee” in charge of sleeping on the wet spot" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Holy shit.
Ta, Dok. This entire maladministration is corrupt top to bottom (and I choose not to speculate on which was Kristi and which was Corey).
That George Zoley, the owner of GEO Group, doesn't want to be placed in one of his own prisons tells you how bad conditions are in private prisons.
Keep in mind that private prisons very much have a "1st class" section, for those able to pay. It's still prison, but you get your own room, your own TV, peace and quiet if you want it, comfortable bedding, decent food... et cetera et cetera. If you're willing to pay.
I know of a few county jails that have a 1st Class section. LA County, CA, would allow celebrities their own cells and better accommodations if they could pay for it. I think Paris Hilton was kept in such conditions during her 2007 jail term.
But I don't know of any state prison in the US that has a 1st Class section. Yes, there are hard yards, easy yards, special needs yards, administrative segregation, protective custody, maximum security, super-maximum security, and death row. But no 1st Class, with special accommodations, including the privately owned prisons that a state might contract for additional space.
At the federal level, there are some prison camps that are "very soft". No fences, better food, lots of activities, comfortable beds, etc. About the same as the old California county labor camps. Yes, these are the places where most high profile celebrities and politicians serve their time. But they're normally reserved for people serving less than 36 months for low-level felonies and misdemeanors.
Most, but not all, federal prisons are privately owned.
We need to drill deep! Through his skull and into his brain to retrieve and examine multiple Corey samples.
They make a device that brings the inside-stuff to the outside. Just sayin'...
I want life in prison for EVERY political appointee of this regime, except those who need to be hanged from a gibbet after the Nuremberg trials.
And, of course, seizure by the state of every dollar, dime, and (now worthless) penny of their property, leaving NOTHING for their spouses and children. Let them all taste the life that the regime wishes for the rest of us.
I'm guessing Markwayne Mullin, being a real manly-man pro rassler or whatever, doesn't want to have sex with L'dowski.
Wait.
Are you seriously asking at this late hour, what was in that mysterious bag that was left on da plane?
The answer is plainly obvious. Sex toys. The mere thought of these two repellent creatures having sex, on a government plane no less, makes me want to hurl my morning coffee like a cat heaving up a hairball.
Nonetheless, sex toys. I'd hate to be the dishwasher that has to sanitize those things.
It was the well-used double-ended one they were most nervous about.
Can an egg beater legitimately be considered a sex toy? Think about it, won't you?
I’ll bet it was cocaine. What’s a sex plane without a little blow?
I have no doubt the Lewandowski was actually assigned to Noem so he could "keep his eye on her." I have no doubt that he suggested this to stupid fucker himself, and stupid fucker thought it was a great idea. Somebody explain why when trump says things like Corey "wet his beak" or "made out very well," nobody in the press reminds stupid fucker that's illegal.
Well, let's be fair. What else could Corey do? That abject slob has nothing to offer anyone, so is terminally unemployable. And he's a known bully and sex pest, so he could only appeal to likewise unloved/unwanted dimwit Republican women. Bribery and thievery, much like his assault and clownery, are Corey's only options.
What was in the bag? Well we always use the indefinite article "a dildo" never "your dildo" as that implies ownership of said dildo.
I wasn't expecting a Fight Club reference, but it's apt.
"Corey Lewandowski is saying that he hasn’t decided yet whether to leave his DHS “special employee” job"
So he's the guy who gets to make that decision? Whaddya think, Markwayne?
Meanwhile, Klaus Barbie Noem transitions from her sex jet to a Ford Econoline shag van, with a bumper sticker saying “Don’t Laugh, Your Husband May be Inside”.
Klaus Barbie, Ice Barbie, both excellent.
"Lewandowski’s spokesperson, who isn’t named"
NO.