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Coleman's avatar

Corey may yet find himself behind bars is the silver lining in all this

Andre's avatar

What was in Noem's bag? All things considered, it was probably dozens of straps of c-notes, some ball gags, a french maid's uniform (size is open for debate) and a giant strap-on

Resource NW's avatar

Two quick thoughts on this: 1. Homan's $50K seems like chump change. and B. MWMullet should have a fist to face chat with Corey. Be a real guy Mullet! Defend the nation's coffers. Chuck Norris would do it!

Sherry's avatar

Apparently Lewdski is so repellent that maybe MarkyMarkWayne will probably get into a fist fight with him and he’ll be out hopefully.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

helloooooo everywonk!

today I am

donating a pint of blooooood;

then

going to art museum to hear a lecture on 19th C orientalism

how are you distracting yourselves from the rapid collapse of empire today?

Dina's avatar

Drinking later on, as usual.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

People pay big money to go vacation at Disney or Six Flags where the amusement rides create thrills by putting people adjacent to DEATH itself. But the safety equipment, careful ride design and competent ride operators prevent the final encounter with BIG D. The tourists safely get off the ride to tell the tale.

But at donnieworld the safety harnesses are broken, the brakes on the rides are shot and that old guy running the ride is crazy.

lmurr's avatar

Mr. Turd's Wild Ride.

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

I think New Jersey already tried that with [Class] Action Park.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

If if you try to sleep at one of Trump's Trash Palaces you have to dodge the killer bed bugs, cockroaches and black molds of an infinite variety.

Mysterysurf's avatar

...and hopped up on goofballs.

tehbaddr's avatar

They've got him so doped to the gills his body is gonna give out soon.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Isn't his 120 days up?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

His spokesperson denied that, saying Noem “has delegated no authorities to Mr. Lewandowski.”

Just her orgasms.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Yeah, right ... like Corey knows how to do that. Or even how to find the Devil's Doorbell.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

That’s why she needed her bag of power tools to assist him.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Lindsey Graham needs an intervention followed by being placed in a self-hugging coat and then planted in a padded cage.

WATCH: Lindsey Graham BEGS Americans to Send Their Kids to War

TYT Network (9:20) : https://youtu.be/kSHt40ZxqCY

paperlesstiger's avatar

Panic is setting in. No one ever imagined that Gaza could be avenged.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This may be the first time Graham has gotten pushback on US military adventures. He wasn't around for Vietnam, but every adventure after that has had robust support from republicans. But not this time ...

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Somebody should strap a JDAM kit on Lindsey and drop him on an Iranian reactor site.

Just another dumb bomb.

freakishlystrong's avatar

Lewendowski was a huge black mark in loaded diaper 1. How the hell did he grease his way back in to public "service" again? And where's that thirsty luvah of his to answer for this shit?

Coleman's avatar

don't jinx it-------if Roger Stone makes yet another comeback I might actually move to Montreal

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Lewendowski is like a parvo outbreak. You gotta bleach the shit out of everything every single time you get rid of him.

Stulexington's avatar

He waited a month and started 'working' again and Trump didn't notice.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Somebody should dose his stapler with Li'l Feller's Secret Recipe of Eleven Radioistopes(tm).

Antifa Commander's avatar

George Costanza could finally make that scam work!

gnomemansanisland's avatar

George Costanza libelz!$@%$!^!!

Coleman's avatar

"Was that wrong?" meme

Antifa Commander's avatar

JINX! You owe me a coke.

RRJKR's avatar

But...if the USA produces more oil than we use and we don't import any from Iran.why are gas prices going up?? WEll under the previous administration ..blah, blah ,,,radical left Joe Biden... open borders....blah blah..

This is why Trump loves the uneducated

Stulexington's avatar

Honestly, they're selling it to countries that do need oil from the straits of Hormuz and because they're willing to pay more, you need to pay more to keep it in the States.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

IOW: "That's not your oil Billy Joe Jim Bob, tht's Exxon's, and they're going to make sure you reward their shareholders handsomely."

Antifa Commander's avatar

President Business needs the law of supply and demand explained to him.

gnomemansanisland's avatar

Oil is an global commodity. If supply is choked off anywhere in the world it affects supply and prices everywhere.

Also, price gouging by an industry practiced in the art.

Sherry's avatar

The man paid $5.23/gallon this morning. A few weeks ago it was down to below $4 (barely).

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

our gas prices have spiked in a couple of days and despite the oil prices dropping the blathering heads on the radio have trotted out the oil company line of 'we have to sell the existing supply in the system so it will take weeks for gas prices to drop at the pump'

Fuckers, you jacked it up a day after oil prices spiked.

Georgiaburning's avatar

Funny how that works. Also, isn’t it time to “change the blend”?

Fifth Dentist's avatar

It is. That's ordinarily 20 cents or so. But in this environment they'll probably jack it up by 50 cents.

Why? Because they fucking can.

RRJKR's avatar

Nice work if you can get it!!~

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

I've read reports where Lewandowski told various people he isn't concerned about any repercussions because he's counting on a pardon from Trump.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

But Joe Biden let his brother take the free Sunday paper he got while president so both sides.

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

Yeah, like comparing jaywalking to genocide.

"They're both illegal!"

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

Billy Beer has entered the chat

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I've seen this movie ... 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗮’𝘀 𝗖𝗘𝗥𝗡 𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀

https://apnews.com/article/cern-antiproton-road-test-switzerland-geneva-17369ec3439bf5263d82ca11f0124895?user_id=69a712869791b253b20bd5ff

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

But will it reset the universe to the before the weasel incident timeline?

Stulexington's avatar

Is it the one where Kirk yells "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" gasps "aaaaaaaan!!!!!!111!!eleven!"

Rhand Holm's avatar

Lewandowski is a remora attached to The Felon's flabby back side. "𝐴𝑙𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡'𝑠 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑠, 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠; 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑠."