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@atrupar 22m

Hegseth: "The ideological clowns are out. The patriotic cowboys are in, with testosterone testing on top."

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I didn't know cowboys needed to test testosterone.

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Some more fun with DumbBot ... with Marc Elias.

https://shorturl.at/r5AmG [Marc Elias -- Democracy Docket]

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This is basically the Great Replacement theory, which is inherently racist, and stupid also too. We have had chuds going around saying this stuff for years. David Duke comes to mind, just for one, or more recently, Tucker Carlson. But what gets me is that our POTUS is among those spouting this shit. Trump "just knows" a whole bunch of things, including all those ignorant prejudices he has, and also of course has a reflexive habit of exaggerating and lying, as often as he breathes. I am so tired of that continuous shit fountain that issues from his pie hole.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

He also just knows no woman can resist him, no matter how deeply they claw his face.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

I know all these polls say Trump is unpopular and that republicans will likely get trounced in the midterms but I gotta tell ya. It’s doesn’t comfort me. I am not counting our chickens before they hatch. We’ve been burned too many times.

Russell Jones's avatar

OT: Krusty Gnome getting divorced from the gargantuan fake cans fetishist? The institution of marriage is dead, I tell you! DEAD!

Russell Jones's avatar

It's just like the televangelists predicted: allow gay marriage, and the next thing you know, you're boinking Corey Lewandowski!

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@atrupar 3m

Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, we are announcing the creation of Autonomous Warfare Command, or Autowarcom."

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Welp, we no longer have a functioning military.

EyeQueue's avatar

At 3:31 p.m. EST on September 30, 2026 DoucheNet became self aware.

Antifa Commander's avatar

“Skynet” is sexier.

EyeQueue's avatar

Skypager, knowing those doofuses.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

We will have total command of these autonomous weapons. Sure, why not? Words lost their meaning a long time ago.

Mysterysurf's avatar

No more tenured civilian professors at the military academies either.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Only those who swear personal allegiance to Hair Furor.

Bobathonic's avatar

And that's why he's Secretary of War Crimes.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

But, but I’m sure you have at least 15,000 who don’t look like eligible voters.

Parakeetist's avatar

https://www.dw.com/en/africalink-news-september-29/audio-79476950

OT:

Some news from Africa. We should all catch up on one another.

Ghana rejects health deal with the U.S., over privacy concerns. That's probably a good idea.

Kenyan court allows launch of Dangote refinery. Hmm. That might not be good?

Uganda crowns Tooro king after months of dispute. Kings have no political power, but they have social power.

EyeQueue's avatar

"Thank you, hon" was just said by Dump from the podium to whoever Mercedes Schlapp is.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Her husband Matt is the rapey closet case who runs CPAC.

42tontom's avatar

Little known fact: Matt Schlapp was one of the participants in the Brooks Brothers Riot.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

The guy who thinks of groin pummeling as foreplay.

EyeQueue's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hank Napkin's avatar

SAVING IT FOR CHRISTMAS?

Tennessee halts plan to execute woman for first time in 200 years -- The Guardian

goCatgo's avatar

Now that Dolly's gone, they're saving it for the halftime entertainment at the annual game of rivals between Tennessee vs Vanderbilt. Go Commodores! Go Volunteers!

Hey, ratings are ratings.

TerseNurse's avatar

huh, maybe Tennessee shouldn't be executing anybody.

Hank Napkin's avatar

She’s been on death row for 30 years, so, yeah. “Mission Accomplished”

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

But Trump's gameshow isn't ready yet !!! . . .

Hank Napkin's avatar

It's being shot 24x7. Still looking for the right editor though...

Russell Jones's avatar

Christmas, and/or in public using old-school battle axes (no, not a Maye Musk joke).

Baconzgood's avatar

Baconz is already $5000 down.

Or we are not talking Pornhub fees?

JenTheFriend's avatar

If the Tantons are worried about people who are "bad for the environment," may I suggest they take a look at Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg, whose companies are polluting the planet.

42tontom's avatar

I feel like a handful of white guys are causing about 90% of the world’s problems.

Parakeetist's avatar

Fact check: possibly true

TerseNurse's avatar

"That's not what we meant, and you know it!"

Rhand Holm's avatar

For R's, election fraud is like saying "Bloody Mary" three times in front of a mirror.

TerseNurse's avatar

what, three Bloody Marys? well I'm not working, don't mind if I do!

42tontom's avatar

“How can I, a mere president of the United States, possibly convey all this good news?”

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

So he's having a normal one then.

SkeptiKC's avatar

The Depraved Despot is simply going to have to tell all of those lies his OWN self.

TerseNurse's avatar

OT, but important (to me anyway):

Nurse charged with helping man in hospital escape from ICE custody

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/30/michigan-nurse-charged-helping-man-escape-ice?CMP=share_btn_url

Bobathonic's avatar

Did he really fall on his face or did they beat him up?

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Good for them! I hope they beat the charges!

TerseNurse's avatar

could be me next time, you never know. I do have a certain number of patients and families who could be vulnerable.

Hank Napkin's avatar

...SENDS THEM TO IRAN.

Pentagon says it has formally completed withdrawal of US troops from Iraq... -- The Guardian

EyeQueue's avatar

Now this Hispanic fest has turned into a fucking religious revival.

Rhand Holm's avatar

I was going to ask if he served tacos but decided he'd serve cold McD's hamburgers for maximum contempt.

EyeQueue's avatar

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he has spent like 90% of the time talking about himself. Putrid motherfucker.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Are they at least pronouncing it Hay-zeus?

EyeQueue's avatar

No.

"Norma Urrabazo (of Beautiful Life Global) gave the prayer alongside her husband, Pasqual Urrabazo, during President Donald Trump's Hispanic Heritage Month reception at the White House."

Pauly2coffees's avatar

I would have expected La Luz del Mundo given their history of child predation.

EyeQueue's avatar

And the man had to pray next to have the "last word." The wife went first and it was whackadoodle.