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Cindy Smith's avatar

Brooke, I love your writing style and thank you for existing.

Pexas Teat's avatar

I'd like to propose an edit to the Wonkette Style Guide: Kobach should always be referred to as Kansas Kris Kobach.

marcus816's avatar

“Racists, and misogynists, are all deeply, deeply stupid people one hundred percent of the time, and there are absolutely no exceptions.”

I think that sums it up very succinctly.

TerseNurse's avatar

Everything is awful and sucks, but my son had a micro short story he wrote last year accepted for publication in an anthology!

EDIT: oops, I still had this page open and thought it was open thread.

Mark's avatar

75% or more of Republican voters will only hear the initial 15k number (separator is whether they only listen to conservative media or not).

TerseNurse's avatar

You can be certain that's what they're counting on. Same thing with the Jack Smith hearings.

G-7 in Space's avatar

The truth never gets its pants on...

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h242eDB84zY

“Are We the Baddies?” — That Mitchell and Webb Look

Also, think eventually, following the right's cockup with Antifa, anti-racists will become Antira...

Stuart's avatar

Thanks for the inside skinny on The Population Bomb. I bought that book hook, line and sinker. I've felt stupid, now and then, ever since, but especially today. But... thanks.

Now do Limits to Growth.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Gee, I wonder who planted the idea in Muskrat’s head to shut down USAID and put millions of nonwhite people in danger of dying? 🤔

goCatgo's avatar

I'm sorry, I know, I know, Wall St is as exciting today as 2 horse flies humping on a cow turd in a Texas feedlot. Oil still up, went up a little more. Treasury yields up, nearly setting records everyday. Me, I love records broken. I remember when Joe Dimaggio said.......oh..I digress.

So anyways all the stock indexes came back down, Dow took it on the chin, nearly a point down.

The good news is that today the Phiwees are gonna play American Beisbol after all. Tied it up at 3-3 after 7 1/2.

marydn's avatar

I guarandamntee it that what DHS did was ask a computer to search the Nevada Voter lists for Hispanic/Latino names and then declared all those people were non-citizens and that is how they found 15K of them. That was the vetting process. There next process will be to look at photos of the 15K to see how many of them have the wrong color complexion. This is how these fucking racists think. "Furrin sounding name and dark complexion means they can't possibly be Amurrikans".

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They are so much easier to understand if you don't try to assign them any deep thought processes to them.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

wow, this whole fucking week is, like, a decade of atrociousness packed into each day so far :/

good thing it's half over, and yrrr

smoking lamp

is finally fucking lit, hooraaaayphew!

Erisian's avatar

"fart out a ton of nonsense that couldn’t possibly be true, convince themselves of its veracity anyway, and then go about wasting taxpayer dollars to “prove” it, just to fall flat on their faces."

* The RINOs don't care about whether or not something is true because the live in an alternate reality where truthiness reigns supreme, and the actual truth dies on the New GOP vine.

* RINOs' definition of veracity is "gut instincts, vibes, and 'common sense'."

* "It's not how many times you get knocked down, it's how many times you get back up" does not apply to the myriad faceplants of the RINOs; after they fall a time or two they give up, continue lying on the floor, and blame scapegoats for their stupidity and incompetence.

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"a bunch of white lazy pieces of shit who convinced themselves that no one likes them not because they are loathsome and stupid, but because it’s a RACISM, but against WHITES."

* At the root of the lazy white shitheads rests their ancestors who, when G-ddess was passing out melanin said no because they thought She said melatonin and they wanted to be sure to be awake when the universe exploded into existence.

* Whenever I have to hear the laments of these fine folk I immediately put a soundtrack to it: Diddleprick's grand opus for the world's smallest violins.

* I keep trying to refer these eejits to one or two organizations that can help them:

◾ The Center for American Liberty “…civil liberties of Americans left behind by civil rights legacy organizations.” (https://libertycenter.org/) --or--

◾ National Civil Liberties Union “we actually fight for the constitutional rights of all Americans” (https://nclu.org/)

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"Repeating unsupported claims does not make them true.”

* One of the RINOs' superpowers is their firm belief that they can successfully gaslight anyone they choose to.

* If that doesn't work they try to use the "illusory truth effect;" that repeating a lie again and again and again and again and again... makes people more likely to believe it.

fnord

Russell Jones's avatar

>>Trump Plans On Blaming Canada For “Election Meddling” In His Upcoming Midterm Wipeout<<

Typical trumpanzee nonsense. This time it's Schrodinger's Canada, simultaneously our brain-injured, non-verbal little brother who can't tie his own shoes and exceptionally sophisticated, brutally competent election manipulation genius.

Martin Shobe's avatar

He must be hate watching South Park again.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

I’m done waiting for Dem candidates to walk on water. We don’t have the luxury of sitting around hoping a unicorn will come along. There is too much at stake.

GenlyAi's avatar

We never did, but tell that to SLURandon and 'online leftists'.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

If a Democrat walked on water, the headline on Fox News would be “Democrats can’t swim”.

jltympanum's avatar

That would be the headline in the NY Times.

David T on the Screen's avatar

And Jacobin would accuse them of thinking they're better than water, just like a CENTRIST LIBERAL

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Unless they’re an obvious Republican in Democrat’s clothing (Fetterman etc.), vote blue no matter who.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The shining armor knight isn't rolling up. The rainbow farting unicorn isn't riding in.

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Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Was my comment TL;DR?

omolette that one slide.

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Fool's avatar

What is it with fucking opthamologists? There's this guy, there's Rand Paul, probably a bunch of others. It's too easy to say that the opthamologists are all blind.

goCatgo's avatar

The Fukin' Opthamologists is a piss poor name for a rock band.

Russell Jones's avatar

The Fucking Ophthalmologists Are Not Alright was the B-side of that one Who tune from the mid-1960s.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

At the dermatologist (in Tx) right now proudly wearing my talarico tshirt. Patients high 5-in’

YaJagoff's avatar

Time to flip some tables-Talarico