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OTB's avatar

To be fair, Trump thought he was nominating Famous Amos

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Zyxomma's avatar

I don't go to Starbucks. When I got a $10 Starbucks reward for taking an office software survey, I took the advice of a fellow Wonketteer. I bought treats with the $10, and gave them to hungry homeless people. I also tipped the server.

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VandeGraf's avatar

Herman Caine says he's going to be studying up on money. Lots of it. On film, and in the studio. Some of it in nice piles, others in lovely clanky bits of loose change. Some of it neatly counted into fat little hundreds, delicate fivers stuffed into bulging wallets, nice crisp clean checks, pert pieces of copper coinage thrust deep into trouser pockets, romantic foreign money rolling against the thigh with rough familiarity, beautiful wayward curlicued banknotes, filigreed copper plating cheek by jowl with tumbly rubbing gently against the terse leather of beautifully balanced bank books!! But he's not quite ready to talk about interest rates. He'll have to talk to his personal accountant first. (Apologies to the Monty Python Money Programme, which is probably the more qualified.)

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Trump wants a loose money FED, so he nominates Cain, who "has advocated for a return to the gold standard."

BUFFOON-IN-CHIEF I mean c'mon.

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georgiaburning's avatar

Good point

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Keith Taylor's avatar

I'll bet Trump supporters do not begin constantly calling him "Creepy McCain" as they are gleefully doing to Joe Biden.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Didn't the Beagle Boys once formally, legally get control of Unca Scrooge's money bin? I'd always thought that was just a comic book.

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

Isn't Gustavo Fring eligable? Now there's a man that knows money and could face off trump in a fight.

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

On the oats.

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

Master-Blaster run Bartertown.

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

I like positive things too, as long as the negative lead is attached to his 'shroom.

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Lumpy Tapioca ♨︎'s avatar

I'm from Ubeki-beki-beki-stan-stan!!

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

You say, "Oh, hello, darling, how are you?" And you get sued because you've destroyed somebody's life. What was I *just* effing saying (on the post about how an itty-bitty stalking conviction shouldn't deny any mud blooded 'Murricans a shooty-stick). Let me just add that much as we hates DJT and hope he never ever ever speaks to us.. If you' ve destroyed someone's life, you prolly did just a smidgey-poo more than say hello.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Trumps just fucking with us now. No we get to watch Micro Mitch use his new Nukular Superpowers to confirm the Tombstone King.

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Leftflank's avatar

Did they run out of dumb white dudes?

Is Cain white from the armpits down? Has he ever bailed on a relationship with just the remote and the ashtray? Is he The Jerk?

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Jeff and Garcia's avatar

You know Cain's thinking, hey, that dumbass sleepy Carlson got on the grifter train WTF's the matter with me! Pizza man should stick to pizza.

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