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Language imperialist reminds you "hanged" Sorry.

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Bigger is not always better.

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Who's on third?

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I don't know- thanks to twitter we have a real-time view of whats going through his head. Boobs would actually be a relief

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F is obviously forFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Successfully performed the first autocraniectomy.

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In my defense, I was not alive then

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I think it helps the ad revenue, somehow...at least, that's what I choose to believe..

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Okaaaaaay...

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(Wonkette writer Stephen Robinson chiming in from the Wonkette Chatcave: "I can't believe the Constitution allows Candace Owens, Diamond, and Silk to all be in the same room together. What if there's an accident? What will my people do?")

No worries, Stephen, Stacey Dash was at a secure, undisclosed location as the Designated Lone Survivor.

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The man's lost interest (and given up on) in COVID.

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Get uglier.

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Flashback over, did you make it safely back to the future? Splendid.

You gotta go back and get the almanac. Biff is president now...

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You mean there's no Designated Survivor if Diamond, Silk, and Candace all get blown up? I know Omorosa is off the island, but what about Uncle Ben?

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