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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Language imperialist reminds you "hanged" Sorry.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Bigger is not always better.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Who's on third?

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Gleep Gleep!'s avatar

I don't know- thanks to twitter we have a real-time view of whats going through his head. Boobs would actually be a relief

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SeanT1001's avatar

F is obviously forFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SeanT1001's avatar

Successfully performed the first autocraniectomy.

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Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

In my defense, I was not alive then

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

I think it helps the ad revenue, somehow...at least, that's what I choose to believe..

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Louise James's avatar

Okaaaaaay...

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ken_kukec's avatar

(Wonkette writer Stephen Robinson chiming in from the Wonkette Chatcave: "I can't believe the Constitution allows Candace Owens, Diamond, and Silk to all be in the same room together. What if there's an accident? What will my people do?")

No worries, Stephen, Stacey Dash was at a secure, undisclosed location as the Designated Lone Survivor.

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Kiwiwriter's avatar

The man's lost interest (and given up on) in COVID.

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uptotheeyeballs's avatar

Get uglier.

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brucej's avatar

Flashback over, did you make it safely back to the future? Splendid.

You gotta go back and get the almanac. Biff is president now...

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lurch394's avatar

You mean there's no Designated Survivor if Diamond, Silk, and Candace all get blown up? I know Omorosa is off the island, but what about Uncle Ben?

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