What I discovered: Clinton found out about the Gingrich affair and called Newt over to the White House for a private meeting between the two of them. Clinton said, "You and I are alike." Which meant, shut up about Monica or I'll start telling your story.
If there had been even a whiff of scandal the Repubicans would have spared no expense whatsoever to learn the truth. They would have followed the evidence wherever it led, sparing no one. That's the kind of diligence and dedication to the unvarnished truth we expect from Repubicans.
The best thing about this is the next sentence right after the Dick's Army (of the Teabloated) quote starts with "If true, ..."
Which should exactly follow every quote ever made by this "grassroots" "leader" of a real dildo militia.
He's not just a Dick, he's a Dick Armey.
If there had been even a whiff of scandal the Repubicans would have spared no expense whatsoever to learn the truth. They would have followed the evidence wherever it led, sparing no one. That's the kind of diligence and dedication to the unvarnished truth we expect from Repubicans.
Marvin Olasky's the asswad that came up with 'compassionate conservatism' in the first place!
The best thing about this is the next sentence right after the Dick's Army (of the Teabloated) quote starts with "If true, ..."
Which should exactly follow every quote ever made by this "grassroots" "leader" of a real dildo militia.
You beat me to it! I thought Secretary Rumsfeld was the expert on knowing what he didn't know, and not knowing what he did know.
Dick Armey knows all about what he doesn't know about.
And Monica didn't know how to say "No."
As for Ole Newt, how any girl could let him know her I just don't know.
LL: That joke was a whole lot funnier without the second "Cuban."
Just sayin'...