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Bezoar's avatar

He makes me think of Grampa Simpson.

Chris Grrr's avatar

You work the con you have, not the one you wish you had.

bobbert's avatar

TheBlaze? Oh, wait, I thought you said "cunty fats".

PubOption's avatar

Is he a tautologous classicist?

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I find this assertion highly questionable. No wingnut I've ever interacted with could tell Iraq from Iran from their own asshole.

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.

diogenez's avatar

So, the truth differs depending on one's audience? I thought these guys hated relativism.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Oxyblob is an <i>entertainer.</i> Stoking the fires of hate is entertaining, these days.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dick Sargent>Dick York=Sergeant York, the ex-military genius that invented the delicious York Peppermint Pattie (named after his wife Marcie's childhood friend)

(yes, I've been channeling Glenn Beck's chalkboard)

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Truth has a strong liberal bias. And sometimes the Dick hurts.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"I wouldn’t know Media Matters from a hole in the wall"

Either... 1. You're a total fucking liar or 2. You're the kind of idiot who would say anything to anyone without wondering who that person might be.

<i>So, I was telling this dude at the bar about how my wife's yeast infection was cutting into my sex time so I decided to hit the local meat market to get some trim. Turns out the dude was my father-in-law!</i>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I saw what you did there.

PsycWench's avatar

This reminds me of a while back when a couple of whistleblowers infiltrated Food Lion and showed various practices suggesting indifference to health and safety of customers and Food Lion threw a fit over the infiltration. No apparent concern about the unsafe practices, though.