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Bezoar's avatar

He makes me think of Grampa Simpson.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

You work the con you have, not the one you wish you had.

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bobbert's avatar

TheBlaze? Oh, wait, I thought you said "cunty fats".

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bobbert's avatar

3. Both.

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PubOption's avatar

Is he a tautologous classicist?

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

I find this assertion highly questionable. No wingnut I've ever interacted with could tell Iraq from Iran from their own asshole.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.

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diogenez's avatar

So, the truth differs depending on one's audience? I thought these guys hated relativism.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Oxyblob is an <i>entertainer.</i> Stoking the fires of hate is entertaining, these days.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dick Sargent>Dick York=Sergeant York, the ex-military genius that invented the delicious York Peppermint Pattie (named after his wife Marcie's childhood friend)

(yes, I've been channeling Glenn Beck's chalkboard)

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Truth has a strong liberal bias. And sometimes the Dick hurts.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"I wouldn’t know Media Matters from a hole in the wall"

Either... 1. You're a total fucking liar or 2. You're the kind of idiot who would say anything to anyone without wondering who that person might be.

<i>So, I was telling this dude at the bar about how my wife's yeast infection was cutting into my sex time so I decided to hit the local meat market to get some trim. Turns out the dude was my father-in-law!</i>

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I saw what you did there.

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PsycWench's avatar

This reminds me of a while back when a couple of whistleblowers infiltrated Food Lion and showed various practices suggesting indifference to health and safety of customers and Food Lion threw a fit over the infiltration. No apparent concern about the unsafe practices, though.

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