Dick Cheney, America's Only Hero, Much Closer To Heroic Death
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Iraq/Katrina/Florida Recount hero Dick Cheney may have finally used up his five death deferments. The beloved 69-year-old former vice president now has a "ventricular assist device" -- or a dual-battery heart pump -- implanted in his abdomen with motors churning the blood through his otherwise dead heart. The pumps "were once used only to keep patients alive until they could obtain a transplant," but they're beginning to be installed to simply drag out the congestive heart failure for up to
Dick Cheney, America's Only Hero, Much Closer To Heroic Death
Dick Cheney, America's Only Hero, Much Closer…
Dick Cheney, America's Only Hero, Much Closer To Heroic Death
Iraq/Katrina/Florida Recount hero Dick Cheney may have finally used up his five death deferments. The beloved 69-year-old former vice president now has a "ventricular assist device" -- or a dual-battery heart pump -- implanted in his abdomen with motors churning the blood through his otherwise dead heart. The pumps "were once used only to keep patients alive until they could obtain a transplant," but they're beginning to be installed to simply drag out the congestive heart failure for up to