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bobbert's avatar

Enroll in a military school?

bobbert's avatar

Good points, but at least Old Nick Exxon has the good grace to be dead.

bobbert's avatar

And, of course, WE don't really care because throw weight, although my friends in Seoul care a little bit more.

bobbert's avatar

There are SO MANY Cheney/W fuckups. Nobody can cover all of them in one interview.

bobbert's avatar

It's like Grendel and Mother of Grendel. Or the Hydra. You just have to keep ripping their arms or heads off.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

That title seems somehow small...we need something to embiggen just how great of a military leader Trump truly is....

Rick Hill's avatar

By mandate, when writing about him, it can only be hand lettered with 28 kt gold(24 kt is for pikers and LOSERs)

marxalot's avatar

"Chris, I didn't care because I didn't have a personal vendetta and there wasn't any money to be made immediately, so we went after the poppy fields and knocked off Saddam to cross it off the list. There was plenty of time to massage Iran into a really good war later, but the Iran-Iraq conflict was such a loser shitshow that we knew they weren't ready."

chicken thief's avatar

At least Cheney speaks American.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Time for another "treatment" Chris...

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

They were staring into Gretchen's Magic Beaver.

Mark in the IE's avatar

Reichsmarschall Trump ;-)

chicken thief's avatar

Your RWNJ's are more coherent than the ones I deal with. If I say "Reagan granted amnesty to illegals" they come back with "what about Planned Parenthood selling baby parts?!!!!" or some other off the wall comment. At the start of each of my posts I have to remind them what the topic is.

Lord-Nash's avatar

Raw and wriggling. Here's a short clip of the former Veep describing his preference.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

No snark. Dick Head is a fucking monster