What do you do if you have a story mostly put together about Dick Cheney testifying in the Libby trial, but then Dick Cheney doesn't testify in the Libby trial? Write a "What would have happened if Dick Cheney had testified in the Libby trial?" story, of course! But then you bring it home with some lines about sausage:
Dick Cheney + Sausage + Slow News Day = Hilarity
Dick Cheney + Sausage + Slow News Day …
Dick Cheney + Sausage + Slow News Day = Hilarity
What do you do if you have a story mostly put together about Dick Cheney testifying in the Libby trial, but then Dick Cheney doesn't testify in the Libby trial? Write a "What would have happened if Dick Cheney had testified in the Libby trial?" story, of course! But then you bring it home with some lines about sausage: