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He still hasn't read the report, but someone told him it said something about Bush not being told something. It does - based, of course, like all of the report, on documentary evidence, in this case that the CIA consciously elected to conceal some details of the more extreme fuckedupedness of the whole effort from the President.

Of course, when you decide to do evil things, evil things happen. And that falls squarely on President Cheney and his puppetboy W.

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Not a fool, just thoroughly evil.

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He's no Vogon - he doesn't want anything signed in triplicate. Must be Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings had a sex change and moved from Sussex to Wyoming.

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"Of course Dickless over there failed at both getting the guys and avoiding another attack." "Is this true?" "Yes, he has no dick"

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<i>I have no problem as long as we achieve our objective. And our objective is to get the guys who did 9/11...</i>

Oh, that objective you admitted that you gave up on after you let him leave Tora Borra? Nice try, you lily-livered gutless poser.

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<i>"There’s no pardon needed. No crime was committed."</i>

Your move Obama. No more executive amnesty for Cheney and the others.

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Cheney and the others must HATE the Constitution and its prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment. Also its requirement for a speedy trial. And the must DOUBLE PLUS HATE the Declaration of Independence where it indicts King George "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: [and] For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"

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<i>"I have little respect for the United Nations or for this individual who doesn’t hear a clue and had absolutely no responsibility for safeguarding this nation and going after the bastards that killed 3,000 Americans on 9/11."</i>

You may want to look in the mirror at who had responsibility for safeguarding this nation on 9/10.

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One of the torture apologists said "rectal rehydration" was a medical procedure because the prisoner would not leave a feeding tube in his nose and pulled out the IV needle. Somehow this prisoner was able to do those things but was prevented from pulling a tube out of his ass.

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So, according to Cheney, Evil won out over Stupid in the Battle for Bush's Brain?

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<em>I have no problem as long as we achieve our objective. And our objective is to get the guys who did 9/11 and it is to avoid another attack against the United States. I was prepared and we did…I’d do it again in a minute.</em>

Never has anyone been so proud of being a sociopath.

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I watched the interview yesterday and concluded Dick is one old, condescending war monger. He will never understand that generations of terrorists will continue to be a threat because of his actions along with Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld. If any irony comes of this is that the Navy will name a sanitation barge the USS Cheney.

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<i>I’d do it again in a minute</i>

Unlike Bush & Cheney, Obama clearly lacks the resolve to make the current situation in Iraq a lot worse than it already is.

INPEACH!!!11!!1

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You got this story from the Onion, right? I mean, you don't think anyone's going to believe that the ex-V.P. went on national TV and acted like a cartoon villain, while his president chatted about his amateur painting hobby? Get serious, Wonket.

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I hope they insert his next heart stent intranally, you know, for medical reasons.

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