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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Weapon of Mass Delusion?

Whiner of Mass Derpstruction?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Cheney complaining about Benghazi is like the captain of the Titanic complaining about a rowboat capsizing.

Fartknocker's avatar

Keep fucking that chicken Dick. Just remember that I will be on one of the many Greyhound buses filled with people who will happily travel to your grave so we may each have a moment of victory pissing on it.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

That's it! Cheney is the incarnation of Huitzilopochtli, the Aztec god of war, who needs sacrifices of human blood to continue living! It all makes sense!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is good news for Hillz and Bams. Cheney is wrong about everything.

fuflans's avatar

man that just hit me right in the gut.

well said.

Lefty Mark's avatar

And then, tossing aside the now bloodied crowbar, he slid out of the room, leaving the limp, lifeless corpse of Irony lying on the floor.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...<strong>PRO-TIP</strong>: if anyone performs a task that you yourself claimed is impossible, call them pussies because "you could've done it better"!

Ikimizi's avatar

Haven't the hackers hacked his heart yet?

PsycWench's avatar

<i> it’s quite clear that Cheney feels in his “heart” that, no matter how much the Obama administration accomplishes in foreign affair...</i> His what? Even w quotes, those two words don't go together.

chascates's avatar

I wonder who died in his place in Vietnam.