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Joshua Norton's avatar

What's the problem? They don't eat that much.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sure, <i>now</i> you like DDT. Fuck you Mother Nature.

Stuff like this didn't happen when Dubya was in charge.

Freegan caterpillars. UGH!

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fuflans's avatar

if you weren't taken i would have to fall in love with you for that.

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fuflans's avatar

that happened to me once!. little fucker was still alive, wriggled right up at me, right out of my ($8 treasure island salad bar) broccoli.

i haven't eaten raw broccoli since and that was two life partners ago.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Dear Dick: Fuck You.

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fuflans's avatar

to be fair, this is obama's fault.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

A Balrog rose from fire and shadow to perform the ceremony.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Speaking of famous daughters, has anyone else notice that Barbara Bush (the younger - Jenna's sister) appears to have been separated at birth from The Octamom?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Statistically, divorces have a 1.0 correlation with getting married. Sounds like you kinda know that already.

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