Wedding bells in DC! See down here, in the World's Most Evil City, we let gay people get married and don't think nothin' about it. The proud couple today was Mary Cheney, daughter of a former banana republic warlord, and longtime girlfriend Heather Poe, who probably has parents too. Cheney has already used science magick to birth the couple's two children. Dick Cheney is furious! No, he's happy, about this one thing.
What&#039;s the problem? They don&#039;t eat that much.
Sure, <i>now</i> you like DDT. Fuck you Mother Nature.
Stuff like this didn&#039;t happen when Dubya was in charge.
Freegan caterpillars. UGH!
if you weren&#039;t taken i would have to fall in love with you for that.
that happened to me once!. little fucker was still alive, wriggled right up at me, right out of my ($8 treasure island salad bar) broccoli.
i haven&#039;t eaten raw broccoli since and that was two life partners ago.
Dear Dick: Fuck You.
to be fair, this is obama&#039;s fault.
A Balrog rose from fire and shadow to perform the ceremony.
Speaking of famous daughters, has anyone else notice that Barbara Bush (the younger - Jenna&#039;s sister) appears to have been separated at birth from The Octamom?
Statistically, divorces have a 1.0 correlation with getting married. Sounds like you kinda know that already.