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“I guarantee you, Sean, based on what I have heard from third parties or I have spoken to, that Dick Morris wants to tell the truth. However, he’s going to open his mouth for FOX News because his kinky perversion is hostage. They have him under lock and key as a pundit, and FOX is scared that Romney will lose and FOX will blame him if he undermines Romney. So he will say everything FOX asks him to say, and then he will suck whore toes whenever he can.”

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I guess my college is holding me hostage as an (evil) psychology teacher, by that definition. I didn't think hostages got paid but maybe I'm still in the Patty Hearst mindset.

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There are plenty of smiley-faced penises already, just watch the videos at FOX.

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If I'm not mistaken, Dick was one of the key people responsible for foisting Tundra Barbie on the world. So yeah, he's a dick. And a not very smart one at that.

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Hey this is fun game!

From what I've heard Marcus Bachmann is going to cast his ballot for Barak Obama. However he's going to open his mouth for Mitt Romney .... OH! Because his wife is a hostage, blah, blah, blah.

Third party sources tell me Sarah Palin is going to cast her ballot for Barak Obama. However she's going to open her mouth for Mitt Romney because Bristol is a hostage of DWTS.

Willard Mitt Romney will vote for Barak Obama, but will open his mouth for himself. No, his wife is not a hostage. He just neurotically needs to take two opposite, positions on every question.

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<i>However, he’s going to open his mouth for Barack Obama because his wife is hostage.</i>

Hey, I saw a movie once with this as the theme. "Sex Slaves of Mars" was the title, I think.

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You go onto Hannity with the right-wing fantasies you have, not the fantasies you wish you had.

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Heard from anonymous third parties ... and coming from Dick Morris ... and emitted on the Hannity Baggery Hour. That's a trifecta of reliability if ever there was one.

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