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bardgal's avatar

Mikey had better LAWER-THE-FUCK-UP, since he's been busted lying about having a wormhole to Putin's Private Penthouse, and getting so many Frequent Flyer Miles he probably has his name on a seat.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm partial to the theory earlier that Trump picked him because he looks like a mob lawyer on TV. We do know that's how he makes his personnel choices.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I applaud you. That dick joke slipped right past me.

ez's avatar

This crucial question may have already been answered, but, is that a Pussy hat on the young-un?

penny stock's avatar

Russian Pee Hookers.....weeeeee

rubikcube's avatar

You know this only confirms one thing, Donald Trump did not mail out his tax return, Michael Cohen did.

RumAddled's avatar

nope, that was pre-pussy hat days

Hollyinla's avatar

Gulp, spilled my cup of coffee while reading your comment. Lol.

Woody's avatar

Really? You didn't know? Because it does. In fact, it exactly does that.

Meander's avatar

Does this mean I can go back to thinking about Mika's legs again?

Right. Like I ever stopped.

Meander's avatar

I saw that pic. Why did he do that? WHYYYYYY?

Meander's avatar

IKR? I'm sure this won't last, though.