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bardgal's avatar

Mikey had better LAWER-THE-FUCK-UP, since he's been busted lying about having a wormhole to Putin's Private Penthouse, and getting so many Frequent Flyer Miles he probably has his name on a seat.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm partial to the theory earlier that Trump picked him because he looks like a mob lawyer on TV. We do know that's how he makes his personnel choices.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I applaud you. That dick joke slipped right past me.

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ez's avatar

This crucial question may have already been answered, but, is that a Pussy hat on the young-un?

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penny stock's avatar

Russian Pee Hookers.....weeeeee

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Urine luck!

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rubikcube's avatar

You know this only confirms one thing, Donald Trump did not mail out his tax return, Michael Cohen did.

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Hollyinla's avatar

Same here.

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RumAddled's avatar

nope, that was pre-pussy hat days

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Hollyinla's avatar

Gulp, spilled my cup of coffee while reading your comment. Lol.

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Woody's avatar

Really? You didn't know? Because it does. In fact, it exactly does that.

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Meander's avatar

Does this mean I can go back to thinking about Mika's legs again?

Right. Like I ever stopped.

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Meander's avatar

I saw that pic. Why did he do that? WHYYYYYY?

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Meander's avatar

IKR? I'm sure this won't last, though.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

ISWYDT

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Jim Johnson's avatar

Urine trouble?

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