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Mikey had better LAWER-THE-FUCK-UP, since he's been busted lying about having a wormhole to Putin's Private Penthouse, and getting so many Frequent Flyer Miles he probably has his name on a seat.

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I'm partial to the theory earlier that Trump picked him because he looks like a mob lawyer on TV. We do know that's how he makes his personnel choices.

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I applaud you. That dick joke slipped right past me.

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This crucial question may have already been answered, but, is that a Pussy hat on the young-un?

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Russian Pee Hookers.....weeeeee

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Urine luck!

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You know this only confirms one thing, Donald Trump did not mail out his tax return, Michael Cohen did.

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Same here.

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nope, that was pre-pussy hat days

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Gulp, spilled my cup of coffee while reading your comment. Lol.

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Really? You didn't know? Because it does. In fact, it exactly does that.

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Does this mean I can go back to thinking about Mika's legs again?

Right. Like I ever stopped.

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I saw that pic. Why did he do that? WHYYYYYY?

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IKR? I'm sure this won't last, though.

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ISWYDT

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Urine trouble?

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