Remember how excited we all got in July, when we found out that gay-hating asshole Texas A.G. Ken Paxton might be a great big crimer and get indicted and have to go to jail and sell his white collar butthole to other white collar inmates for cigarettes and stuff? The day has come, at least for the indictment, all gathered here together rejoice!
You know it's bad when even the new-and-improved, you-can-now-get-away-with-anything ethics law the legislature just passed manages to nab someone. They did away with the Public Integrity Unit in Travis County and gave the job to district attorneys in the elected officials' home counties. And Collin County, where Paxton lives, is in the running for wingnuttiest county in the state, so if he was indicted there, it has to be pretty egregious.
jailhouse lawyers across the state will likely reject his joining their Bar association.
WHo said I wished violence on them?
You people have violence on the brain.
Bubba and Clem are personal body guards in the white collar joint.
You know it's bad when even the new-and-improved, you-can-now-get-away-with-anything ethics law the legislature just passed manages to nab someone. They did away with the Public Integrity Unit in Travis County and gave the job to district attorneys in the elected officials' home counties. And Collin County, where Paxton lives, is in the running for wingnuttiest county in the state, so if he was indicted there, it has to be pretty egregious.
You know who else said mean stuff about the Texas Rangers?
He'll be joining the Bars for a Door Association.
Beware of the roaming Land Snarks.
Certainly not I. Though I'm really a Pittsburgh Pirates fan.
Me likey this one.
I don't think he's selling it, probably just recouping his costs for shipping and handling.
Apart from their tendency to wear hand-tooled leather gun belts holding ivory-handled pistols (I am *not* kidding), they are very good cops.
The Cleveland Negro Shooters? OK, even I think that's over the line. Banhammer me!
Shy, where are you?
You did say "hunt", right?
Me- they suck, go M's and we're in last place again, wooo! Well, time to switch over to the Dodgers again...
Yeah, can't even blame this on the n****r-lovin' Joo Communis' in Austin.
It's duress or coercion.....maybe not rape but pretty much borderline. Eh, still funny....