Wonkette's favorite dictator's daughter, Uzbekistan's Gulnara Karimova, has been laying low since the embarrassment of her failed New York fashion launch and the online kerfuffle about her relationship with Susan G.
<blockquote>Oh, and the lyrics include &quot;You don&#039;t have to fake it.&quot; Um, yeah, I&#039;ll take your word for it, honey... </blockquote>
Oh, so <em>that</em> explains the jawdropping amounts of airbrush in her wrap cover. Wait, what?
Swear to God I thought at first the headline said &quot;DICTATOR&rsquo;S DAUGHTER GULNARA KARIMOVA BUYING HER VA-JAY-JAY&quot;. Perhaps that comes next.
Maybe one of her minions told her that look is sultry.
Looks more to me like the face of a tyrant looking down upon some poor subject - or perhaps a dissatisfactory lover - on his hands and knees, sentencing him to on-the-spot beheading. After which she will smile with satisfaction. And some time after she has lingered with smug satisfaction on the resulting scene of horror, she&#039;ll command other minions to clean up &quot;the mess.&quot;
Take a good look at that face and tell me I&#039;m wrong.
With those looks she wouldn&#039;t even have to win!
I don&#039;t smell any wingtard here, just tard. I thought Gawker handled that! Wingtardz only, please.
<blockquote>Oh, and the lyrics include &quot;You don&#039;t have to fake it.&quot; Um, yeah, I&#039;ll take your word for it, honey... </blockquote>
Oh, so <em>that</em> explains the jawdropping amounts of airbrush in her wrap cover. Wait, what?
No way I&#039;m taking a &quot;good&quot; look at that face. But you&#039;re not wrong.
If you do, you&#039;d better call her the next day. And the next day. And the next day.
Unless you want your gonads wired to a Diehard.
You wouldn&#039;t make it to the palace wall.
Swear to God I thought at first the headline said &quot;DICTATOR&rsquo;S DAUGHTER GULNARA KARIMOVA BUYING HER VA-JAY-JAY&quot;. Perhaps that comes next.
Maybe one of her minions told her that look is sultry.
Looks more to me like the face of a tyrant looking down upon some poor subject - or perhaps a dissatisfactory lover - on his hands and knees, sentencing him to on-the-spot beheading. After which she will smile with satisfaction. And some time after she has lingered with smug satisfaction on the resulting scene of horror, she&#039;ll command other minions to clean up &quot;the mess.&quot;
Take a good look at that face and tell me I&#039;m wrong.
The beatings will continue until Gulnara&#039;s popularity improves.
And seriously, how much fucking airbrush was applied to that picture? That&#039;s just ridiculous.
It&#039;s a trap!
Seriously, if she likes it, she&#039;ll murder your family one by one if you ever try to leave. So make sure she doesn&#039;t like it.