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I just had an exchange with a conservative acquaintance on FB in which I pointed out that it is already illegal to take pictures of people against their will in bathrooms, and his response was "Oh. It's illegal? So hat means it will never happen. Typical liberal logic there," as he then went on to blither about how this new law was needed to protect women.

How they don't go deaf from the cognitive dissonance, I will never know.

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He just doesn't know what to think about them - do they own themselves?? Who is the boss of them? It's all too much for him.

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True, and shame on me for forgetting.

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Hmmm. Methinks performance problem? Also, dipshit that he is, he doesn't realize that these laws are going to force transwomen to be in there with him. Oh noes. Maybe we need a Giggles for Equality movement.

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What a world. Prince is dead and Pat Robertson will live to be 120, just wait. Fucking Cryptkeeper.

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Upcaret for a great crappy pun!

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How to tell real problems from Republican "problems": When it's a real problem, Republicans blame the victims for not having a gun.

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Can dead people poop?

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Only thing good die young.

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Empty threat since he doesn't shop at Target.

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Probably going with the younger, hotter faction, since old Phyllis can't live forever, although it's sure starting to feel that way.

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An Inspiring New Christian Movie! From God-Botherer to Cod-Botherer, The Pat Robertson Story

Coming to a church basement near you. (To entertain the smaller kids, our Youth Pastor Kevin "Handsy" McFeelyouup will be available.)

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Did you see the Christian cult film "Poop"? Pat Robertson gets followed into the john by a guy dressed like Andy Warhol. Five hours, nothing happens

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The thing that won't stop confusing me is that these bullshit "bathroom bills" are making new laws. They are not protecting the status quo from Creeping Liberal Sharia, they are actively (like some kind of activists!) changing our laws to criminalize something that beforehand, most people were just kind of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about.

FWIW, I also don't think that the GOP is out to get trans people. I just think that they're willing to manufacture a whole heap of anti-trans sentiment and then use it to score unrelated political points. But it's nothing personal, it's just convenient.

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Look here pat, if you want a trans to watch you poop so badly you have to pay for it just like the rest of us. If you want I can direct you to some helpful websites.

ETA I'm sure he already knows exactly where to find trannys who will watch him poop

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Last week, on a road trip, I stopped to go to the restroom. The Ladies room was in use so I used the Men's. So I'm a lawbreaker now. This is how stupid North Carolina is right now.

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