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I don't know..I like the aroma of various solvents and have a penchant for getting loaded. The solvents are a very dirty high which is why I never took to it. I don't like 5 minutes of cool followed by a day of shite. Getting drunk isn't very good either and is pretty solvent like for me.

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Oh, I guess the crusades are like the holocaust- they never happened

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Eh, solvents gave me a headache, I was never *that* tempted. Alcohol makes my anxiety go through the roof the next day, so I limit myself to a couple of beers or glasses of wine, these days.

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Lady MS here: As an adult returning to college some years back, did a stand-up about the poem and legend of the Kraken and its incarnation as the much-hunted and highly-elusive giant squid. Really got a laugh, as the presentation seemed to freak out the classful of fearless youths:)

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We support the right to arm bears.

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THAT'S it! I'm cancelling my NRA membership! They gave "metric" fuck tons of money instead of red blooded American fuck tons of money? NO MORE! The NRA is dead to me!

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Not so! All they have to do is wait for one of those states to pass laws that criminalize protests, and they can sell the guns you DESPERATELY NEED TO PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM HORDES OF RAPACIOUS WOMEN AND COLLEGE STUDENTS!

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LOVE AARP campaign showing actual clips of Donald promising the moon, then saying, That's right, folks, he's going to give us what we need...now just drop a line to remind the busy man...

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Ok, so what the fuck was Stein doing at this shindig? Was she, like the rest of the company, seriously there on the behest of the NRA?!? Or am I misunderstanding this?

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You may be right. But Hillary Clinton won the election by 3 million votes. And if we let the fear of what those shitgibbons say about progressive candidates determine who we run for office, we have no chance at all.

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If it really WERE like that, half of the NRA members would convert immediately.

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Oops! "Metric Fucktonne"

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A cake I like.

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She was there, with disgraced former general Mike Flynn, celebrating Russia Today, the English-language Russian propaganda outlet. RT was very supportive of Stein as a way to undermine Clinton. It just happened to occur at the same time as the NRA delegation.

I'm sure they excluded her from when Flynn was debriefed by his FSB handlers.

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"hosted a tour of Federation HQ for us while we were there"

WHY WERE YOU THERE? NORTH KOREA WOULDN'T TRAITOR WITH YOU?

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