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I guess Trump needs to kill more people.

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When the Covid vaccines were new, I actually made the anti vaxxers on my community FB page shut up. It's an achievement I'm absurdly proud of.

My secret? I asked for more information. And on the rare occasion they actually provided it, I actually READ THAT SHIT and patiently explained why it did not, in fact, support their position.

I doubt I convinced the True Believers, but they STILL don't stink up my feed with their BS. Same with all the people who suggest killing roaming cats. I feel like the angel with the Fiery Sword, guarding the gates of FB against BS and dipshits.

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There may not be Turbo Cancer, but there sure as hell is Turbo Stupid.

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What those conspiracy adherents want, deep in their souls, is for just one person to come to them and say “Oh my god, I thought you were crazy, but it turns out YOU WERE RIGHT! I’m so sorry I didn’t believe you; thank you for showing me the light!”

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𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘨𝘦-𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵

And I only have one up-fist to give for this. Le Sigh...

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Speaking of Governor Schwartz-inator, I met his predecessor this afternoon

https://substack.com/profile/157332870-el-duderino/note/c-52553797?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2lo6ti

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Correct. People never, ever, die unless they've taken the COVID vaccine.

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Ta, Robyn. May he recover quickly and completely.

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“Schwarzenegger revealed on Monday that he has had three open heart surgeries in recent times”

So he knew what he was writing wasn’t logical because he didn’t put the dates. Just said “in recent times”

This is how you know it’s just scamming the rubes for clicks

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Awwww.... Ahnold has the same heart defect as my Boxer pup. Get well soon guvnah!

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This is big news on the QAnon Cretin board but then again, they are cretins.

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I really hope these antivax dude-brahs don't get TB, or polio.

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cause: effect.

ipso facto...

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The real cause is food. Nearly 100% of people who have had open heart surgery have eaten food some time before their diagnosis. Big Food doesn't want you to know this.

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What exactly IS cancer of the turbo?

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