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I guess Trump needs to kill more people.

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When the Covid vaccines were new, I actually made the anti vaxxers on my community FB page shut up. It's an achievement I'm absurdly proud of.

My secret? I asked for more information. And on the rare occasion they actually provided it, I actually READ THAT SHIT and patiently explained why it did not, in fact, support their position.

I doubt I convinced the True Believers, but they STILL don't stink up my feed with their BS. Same with all the people who suggest killing roaming cats. I feel like the angel with the Fiery Sword, guarding the gates of FB against BS and dipshits.

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There may not be Turbo Cancer, but there sure as hell is Turbo Stupid.

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What those conspiracy adherents want, deep in their souls, is for just one person to come to them and say “Oh my god, I thought you were crazy, but it turns out YOU WERE RIGHT! I’m so sorry I didn’t believe you; thank you for showing me the light!”

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𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘨𝘦-𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵

And I only have one up-fist to give for this. Le Sigh...

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Speaking of Governor Schwartz-inator, I met his predecessor this afternoon

https://substack.com/profile/157332870-el-duderino/note/c-52553797?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2lo6ti

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Correct. People never, ever, die unless they've taken the COVID vaccine.

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And no unvaccinated Americans ever get heart disease, either. /s

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They do tend to get brain disease though, as in lack of it.

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Some guy at work said, "The problem with the COVID vax is that we don't know what the effects will be 30 years from now."

After I managed to stop laughing, I said, "That will get me to 86 years of age. I'll sign up to let you know how I make out."

And he never spoke to me again.

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We don't know what the effects of Covid will be 30 years from now, either.

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Apparently this guy assumed that you would live for 30 years after the vaccination, so it's hard to imagine what he was afraid of. The fact that he no longer speaks to you is the silver lining.

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Darn.

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Ta, Robyn. May he recover quickly and completely.

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“Schwarzenegger revealed on Monday that he has had three open heart surgeries in recent times”

So he knew what he was writing wasn’t logical because he didn’t put the dates. Just said “in recent times”

This is how you know it’s just scamming the rubes for clicks

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Awwww.... Ahnold has the same heart defect as my Boxer pup. Get well soon guvnah!

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This is big news on the QAnon Cretin board but then again, they are cretins.

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Common clay of the new internets.

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You know, croutons.

(Er, I mean cretins.)

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👍👍👍 Bingo!!

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Always providing more evidence that they are, indeed, schmucks.

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I really hope these antivax dude-brahs don't get TB, or polio.

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Problem is, it's not likely to be THEM that get it. Most anti-vaxxers were vaxxed as children, because their parents were sensible people who believe in public health and prevention medicine.

It's their unfortunate kids who are prey to dying like its 1899.

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Dude, don't even wish for it, we already have an unneccessary measles outbreak :-(

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Really.

(My late best friend had polio as a child, and she was a firm believer in vaccines.)

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cause: effect.

ipso facto...

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The real cause is food. Nearly 100% of people who have had open heart surgery have eaten food some time before their diagnosis. Big Food doesn't want you to know this.

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This is far more dangerous than food. It can maim or kill more quickly.

https://www.dhmo.org/

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DiHydrogen Monoxide...

Why are they not talking more about that, Huh?!?

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Or oxygen. All of these dying people were breathers at one time.

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You realize now that Big Food will have to kill you.

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Joke's on them: when Big Food kills me then I won't need to buy any more food!

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Outreach to minority voters was the first thing they cut when his cult took over.

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Nobody in this world would believe that's actually what he means

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Perhaps when they reach out they will have a club or a gun in their hand.

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What exactly IS cancer of the turbo?

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Bad fuel?

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It's like rolling coal.

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Misspelled turbot, a fish species.

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I think my turbo fell off some time on my mid-thirties.

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