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Heidi L ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Late to the party and it may already have been said, but Golden Retrievers have higher standards. Besides, dogs don't like Trump Pater, for good reason.

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Thereโ€™s a lot of women out there with zero self respect that would be thrilled to have a date with someone, anyone, no matter how creepy, thatโ€™s rich and famous with no expectations of an actual relationship. Theyโ€™re so shallow that they think thatโ€™s all that matters and now they have bragging rights. It takes an extremely insecure person to put themselves out there for a one night stand and some publicity about being a slut. Remember that men are free to fuck anyone at anytime. But women should be virgins till they die. The only people that makes sense to are the same people who idolize trump.

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Amanda Jaye's avatar

Dude is creepy AF.

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larry gassan's avatar

All this to distract from yet another GOP commissar caught with pedo files etc.

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Richard's avatar

No, remember โ€œeverythingโ€™s computerโ€.

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Brian Edwards's avatar

Creepy arenโ€™t they?

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Angus Stevenson's avatar

He looks like he sleeps in a coffin

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Tom Van Valkenburgh's avatar

Imagine being the Secret Service agent in charge of the Barron Trump contingent, being told to block off a whole floor to enhance the ladโ€™s chances.

I wonder what his code name is. Felon Junior? Tossing this out there.

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Heidi L ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Wouldn't be surprised if they just went with "Barron". He looks too boring for a real code name.

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Traci Joseph's avatar

Do a sex ๐Ÿ˜‚ my son is the same age, although that is where any similarity begins and ends. He goes to a decent state school and lives in the dorms. He comes home when he wants his laundry done and a hot meal prepared to his preference, in between visits with local friends. And, I just donโ€™t want to know. At all. Not even a scintilla of detail, because I was 19 years old once, and I remember plenty of my own details. I trust that we taught him well, and hope like hell that he has good experiences (that I donโ€™t want to know about). To me, heโ€™s still a baby. I saw the clip you posted - immediately, grossed out. If that bitch talked about my kid that way, Iโ€™d be asking her to stay the hell away from schools. She seemed a bit too interested and enamored.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Fox News pretending itโ€™s a public service to speculate about Barron Trumpโ€™s sex life is exactly the kind of moral sewer they love to swim in.

They canโ€™t stop policing teenagersโ€™ bodies, purity rings, and bathroom habits โ€” but the second itโ€™s one of their own? Suddenly itโ€™s locker-room talk and high fives.

Itโ€™s the same paradox that fuels the whole movement: boys are expected to โ€œhave game,โ€ girls are expected to stay pure, and everyone else is expected to stay ashamed.

Hereโ€™s a radical idea, Jesse Watters: leave kids out of your creepy fantasies and go let the air out of your own tires.

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Kathleen MacMurray's avatar

Or maybe Barron and his date ordered pizza, played video games and watched movies all night. That was a typical date for me at 19.

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Kathleen MacMurray's avatar

Stevie Miller a โ€œsexual matadorโ€ wtf does that mean? Was a bull involved?

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larry gassan's avatar

Who knows, but its possible that Miller uses his Inside Sportspalast Voice to bring Katie to orgasm.

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Katy E.'s avatar

This is so cringe I canโ€™t even believe it.

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Boyd's avatar

You are helping the Thugs!

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kmblue187's avatar

Ewwwwwww!

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Glenda's avatar

Who the hell cares. what the little pervert did with his little tiny dick? I just hope if he did the thing he had sex with is on heavy doses of birth control.

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