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Read the statement with the pic. It'll take your breath away.

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What we lack in eyesight we make up for in cunning.

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What? His mea culpa after he retired and the damage was done wasn't enough?

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And, when asked about what Trump said about Putin, Ryan trashed Putin and decided that pretty much settled the matter on where he stood, and he didn't have to address anything about Trump.

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Well, he is their African American.

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Starting with Eve, there's always a woman leading a man into wrongfulness.

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Rumor has it she won't pee standing up.

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We'll be covering this story just after we mention that HILLARY COUGHED!

Oh, wait. We're out of time. Goodnight, Beantown!

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Hilarious!

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Last week when Colin Powell was denying ever giving any advice to Clinton, one of his aides came out and said "he definitely talked to her about it." Probably none of you know that, because the media didn't give it too much play. They were more interested in asking the hard hitting questions like "why can't Hillary be trusted, and why is she such a crimer who killed everyone in Benghazi?"

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Anagrams don't lie. Hillary Rodham Clinton = Drolly Not Criminal, Hah!

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I thought it was 'actor1212'?

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He's still going - he has just accused Hillz of treason.

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Also coughing also too.

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Membership in the First Chairborne Rangers is a heavy responsibility.

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I'm just wondering if he wiped that time of his life so thoroughly from his memory that he legit forgot about the insider scoops he gave Hillrod when she took over.

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