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Lot_49's avatar

Disbarred for perjury, but yes. Knew I'd forgotten one.<br /><br /><br />It was a bum rap anyway. What he really said was, \"I did not have sex with relatives of that woman, Monica Lewinsky.\"

Lot_49's avatar

Stop cockblocking my fantasies, please.

Mahousu's avatar

"Legal Insurrection"? For what's basically "whiny ill-informed complaints about people we don't like"?

Perhaps Wonkette should rename itself "Lady Liberty's Screaming Eagle Warblog" to keep up.

fuflans's avatar

WTF? why the assault on elizabeth warren? i would think the repubs would have more urgent senate races than this one.

like, oh, MO.

course then again, scott brown was their poster boy for the great teabagging revolt of 2010. guess it would be a huge symbolic loss.

PubOption's avatar

Clarence Thomas uses the name Al?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I saw that! Man, they sure caught her.

Motion for idiots to grasp at straws granted! GAVEL GAVEL

Lot_49's avatar

A lot of people confuse Cornell <i>College </i>(an expensive liberal arts madrassa in Mount Vernon Iowa) with Cornell <i>University</i> (a giant land-grant state university in Ithaca New York). These people, as a rule, are not very smart.

The weather sucks in both places, which may explain some of it.

Lot_49's avatar

Ol' Willie o'Stratford/Avon said that before Barry and his hero, Abe Lincoln, were born.

Then again, there's Nixon...

And by the way, that is a complete list of the POTUSes who've been lawyers. Must mean something, but it's hard to say what.

SullivanSt's avatar

I guess we know what his vice is, or at least one of them.

Lot_49's avatar

She's jealous that O'Donnell's putting it to pretend girlfriend Tamron Hall, instead of her. Even said so on the teevee the other night.<br /><br /><br />Granted, the choice couldn't have been difficult...

schmannity's avatar

I would mock Professor Jacobson, but then I realized he is stuck in Ithaca for the winter semester. Maybe former Senator Brown will bundle up and go see him.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

THAT BEAR IS NOT WEARING PANTS!!!!!!!!

Joshua Norton's avatar

This is really first-day-of-work paralegal stuff. Any "legal professional" who doesn't under <i>pro hac vice</i> should stick to getting coffee for the senior partners.

Fartknocker's avatar

It's sad that Cornell's mascot looks a lot like Pedobear.