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I find it best to assume that every single one of them is armed to the teeth.

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I was always told the Agricultural Commissioner had more power than the Governor in Texas. Abbott doesn't act like that's the reality. Maybe everyone just thought the Governorship was largely symbolic and went along with it.

Along comes Greggy, who discovers that he can do whatever the fuck he wants with absolutely no consequences because he has an R after his name.

That's real power.

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Those poor immigrants would look around at the smoking hellholes that all major American cities have been since BLM and Antifa destroyed them in '20, cry out, "Desperte!", and beg to get back on the bus.

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There has to be a script these guys are following. Right on cue, he brings up how fabulously wealthy he is as evidence he is superior to you.

I tells ya, I've seen this movie before.

I also emailed Dok, because there's actual death threats upstream.

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If you want your brain to explode, come here the day Donald Trump dies.

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Maybe he thinks we have a limited capacity for caring for these people, and, if he sends enough, we'll finally crack. That should get him the nomination.

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While they do have vast tracts of land in western Texas that are empty, the operation you're suggesting still takes a shitload of money for the final solution part, even if you're just going to take them out into the desert, shoot them, and bury them.

Also, too, with today's technology, that sort of operation might even be visible to our spy satellites.

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I still don’t get how MAGAts think this “owns” the libs.

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Well, it actually is difficult here in NYC...but we are not saying "No"...and we won't.

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TFG as Norma Desmond was just incredible.

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Well technically, Abbott used deception to traffic them, not force. But - just as disgusting.

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Honey, anyone could've fooled you. And they do, all the time.

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Let he amongst us who hasn't worn cotton blends, throw the first stone.

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All it does is confirm what shitheads they are.

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Not sure how that would work. A client charters a bus, the client screens who gets to ride on the bus. The driver doesn't have any control, other than knowing what representative of the client gets to vet the passengers. I really doubt that the bus charter has any involvement, any more than a rental car agency can vet the people who rent the car. Unless there's something I don't know about chartering buses?

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Mutherfucker doxed a person who isn't me, thinking it was me. That's making me feel really awful.

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