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I'm old enough to remember when porn was actually prosecuted under "obscenity" laws. I'm REALLY old.

Seriously, it's amazing how fast those prosecutions dried up once video, and then the Internet, came along, and porn was mainstreamed to the extent that it's now considered a normal part of most adults' experience. And of course, the fact that major hotel chains are the biggest commercial resellers of porn, and those chains regularly make campaign contributions to Republicans, couldn't have hurt.

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Losing 125 pound of happy is no laughing matter.

Condolences on your substantial loss (if I may intrude into this conversation).

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You certainly may and thank you for that. Really.

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I had, uhm, higher expectations for this item.

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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Good job innocently asking questions in your title, Evan.

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I like Liz. The teabaggers heads should explode like meatbombs.

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Maybe out-sourced the filming to Neil in Shanghai! "Neil and the free Prostitutes" could be a good title!

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Perhaps he's hoping to become pres the say way.

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Hey, now, Neil reserved that hotel room through Hotwire, and didn't know what upgrades he'd get until he showed up. Could have been free wi-fi, free continental breakfast, or free prostitutes. It just depends what the best deal was that week.

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So Xtian snuff films?

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Amen, amen, amen! You keep your chin up, Mister, you hear?

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a, e, i, o, u

Of these, the only one that doesn't produce a porn name ... Jab Bush, Jib Bush, Job Bush, Jub Bush.

Jeb.

He should prolly be Jed, instead. That includes the 'ed'.

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Big dogs, average dogs, or little dogs?

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No, please, no!

Once upon a time, a pair of twins was born in the United States. One of them went to sea as a sailor. The other became Vice President.

Neither was ever heard from again.

(OHJB libel, I know, but seriously, VP is not a christening of the successor so much as a kiss of death)

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Uh.... JEB WHO????

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