Did Jesse Helms Die On the Unpatriotic THIRD of July?
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As we all know, racist old colostomy bag Jesse Helms bravely died on the patriotic anti-gay July 4 day of American Independence ... or did he? Our sources in North Carolina say there's an insane nursing-home cover-up engineered by the Jesse Helms Center's goons to make gullible racist Americans believe Helms died and went to Hell in the early hours of July 4, when his rancid body actually expired on the night of July 3!
Did Jesse Helms Die On the Unpatriotic THIRD of July?
Did Jesse Helms Die On the Unpatriotic THIRD…
Did Jesse Helms Die On the Unpatriotic THIRD of July?
As we all know, racist old colostomy bag Jesse Helms bravely died on the patriotic anti-gay July 4 day of American Independence ... or did he? Our sources in North Carolina say there's an insane nursing-home cover-up engineered by the Jesse Helms Center's goons to make gullible racist Americans believe Helms died and went to Hell in the early hours of July 4, when his rancid body actually expired on the night of July 3!