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OneDemin EOr's avatar

The poor Babby Duggar. With a name like that, the child abuse continues.Meanwhile, I'm a cat.

ibwilliamsi's avatar

You forgot, "Sorry, honey. Let me knock you up for Jesus."

rob11751's avatar

jim bob broke out the diddler from rehab, just in time to be on his daughters TV show

Vienna Woods's avatar

YES! Moody Spurgeon MacPherson! But he was going to be a preacher also, too, so the ears didn't matter.

brbr2424's avatar

I thought spurgeon was the stuff that Josh has to wipe off his jingly janglies after indulging in his porn addiction. Come to think of it the man boy Ben likes to "check the news" on the intertubes, so maybe he was inspired by the spurgeon in hjis own tissue..

brbr2424's avatar

It takes longer if you wife doesn't agree to stand stoically by your side while you blubber about Jesus.

Wee Mousie's avatar

Com'on! Teh Gays have been fucking sea food for decades.

Wee Mousie's avatar

I find it as difficult to separate the stupid from the loathsome in Carson and Trump as to separate the marshmallow from the chocolate fudge in a Chocolate Marshmallow Whip Frosting on a cake.

SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

I know a couple of guys named Candy.Oh no, wait, those are their drag names. Never mind.

Wee Mousie's avatar

One thing is certain. The Duggar family is going to spread.

Wee Mousie's avatar

Norwegians, probably, but that's another story.

Wee Mousie's avatar

An extremely vengeful god of cacogastric and costive worshippers, as the Victorians would say.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Those Victorians, such a sesquipedalian throng they were. :-)

Wee Mousie's avatar

No, that's reserved for Cream of Asparagus.

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

I thought Cream of Asparagus was reserved for bishops, nobility, and foreign ambassadors.