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The poor Babby Duggar. With a name like that, the child abuse continues.Meanwhile, I'm a cat.

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You forgot, "Sorry, honey. Let me knock you up for Jesus."

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jim bob broke out the diddler from rehab, just in time to be on his daughters TV show

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YES! Moody Spurgeon MacPherson! But he was going to be a preacher also, too, so the ears didn't matter.

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I thought spurgeon was the stuff that Josh has to wipe off his jingly janglies after indulging in his porn addiction. Come to think of it the man boy Ben likes to "check the news" on the intertubes, so maybe he was inspired by the spurgeon in hjis own tissue..

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It takes longer if you wife doesn't agree to stand stoically by your side while you blubber about Jesus.

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Com'on! Teh Gays have been fucking sea food for decades.

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I find it as difficult to separate the stupid from the loathsome in Carson and Trump as to separate the marshmallow from the chocolate fudge in a Chocolate Marshmallow Whip Frosting on a cake.

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Seamen, not food

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I know a couple of guys named Candy.Oh no, wait, those are their drag names. Never mind.

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One thing is certain. The Duggar family is going to spread.

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Norwegians, probably, but that's another story.

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An extremely vengeful god of cacogastric and costive worshippers, as the Victorians would say.

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Those Victorians, such a sesquipedalian throng they were. :-)

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No, that's reserved for Cream of Asparagus.

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I thought Cream of Asparagus was reserved for bishops, nobility, and foreign ambassadors.

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