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Is Zuck an alien or artificial intelligence? I don't know. Hard to tell.

Who would have predicted that a kid who spent all of his time in his basement writing code would have grown up to be so evil.

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I've debated going back, but I know all of about two people on there. Who I also follow on other platforms, so don't see a real need. What I miss are the local BBS's of yore - we used to have a couple GREAT ones locally, both music-based (tho one was music-plus-arts, on the avant-ish side of things). Them was the days.

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Dear Wonkette,I need advice. I follow you on Facebook, but now you've convinced me that FB is evil and posts fake news and shouldn't be trusted, yet your articles are posted on Facebook. Should I stop reading your articles on Mr. Z's FB platform? By clicking on "like" under a Facebook Wonkette post, am I unwittingly pledging loyalty to the Zuck?

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Centibillionaire

That's the most fucking obscene word in the English language

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Gawd, that image of Zuck-bot at the top just gives me the CREEPS. I literally shudder. Somehow, it's worse than a Trump pic.

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If he were drawing a knife blade OUT of you over and over?

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Hey, you forgot to give them credit for enabling more efficient genocide against the Rohingya. It's like saying Eichmann only made sure the trains ran on time.

https://www.bbc.com/news/wo...

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Maybe it's time for Zuck to step aside, as another monopolist Bezos did, and concentrate on space travel.

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Important detail that waves a red flag: Sure, A Facebook spokesperson told NBC News at the time: "As is normal for a CEO of a major U.S. company, Mark accepted an invitation," but it was a secret/undisclosed dinner, and the press only found out about it weeks later.That's not normal at all.

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That is the (non)expression of someone who has definitely taken a neighbor's dog apart to see how it works.

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Let's try and find out! **with votes**

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As long as Putin's money is there, the Zuck does not care.

"After the dinner, Zuckerberg took a hands-off approach to conservative sites." All the while the conservatives were screaming about FaceCrook censoring them.

I dropped FC finally several months ago, as it was blatantly obvious that the Russian funded Right wing trolls were allowed to lie and instigate with impunity while liberals who called them out and reported them, like myself, got escalating bans.

FaceBook is a criminal enterprise, and Zuck belongs in prison.

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I think Zuck should be different, and explore the oceans. Starting with the Challenger Deep. And this handy anvil I have strapped to him.

Looking forward to your updates, Mark!

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Thats the image of a sociopathic child rapist/murderer if there ever was one.

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I always loved the Hanna-Barbera cartoons growing up (who didn’t?), but I was always creeped out by their eyes as they were the same color as their skin, i.e., flesh-toned. That’s what’s going on with Zuckerberg: he has flesh-toned eyes and therefore creeps me out. Oh, that and he has a major hand in ruining our country.

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