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segaldavid15@gmail.com's avatar

Does Dersh invite Norman Finkelstein and Noam Chomsky to his parties?

Pixeloid's avatar

It seems that by "cancelled", he means that people are sick of his bullshit and don't want to be around him. Gee, why wouldn't people want to hang out with a self-important, obnoxious, whiny, deranged asshole? It's a mystery.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

What a loser, turning 85 on his 75th bday. I plan on turning 59 on my 75th bday.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

He should speak at those Texas libraries they are turning into prisons. Synergy!

Tosca's avatar

Douchenozzle complains that people don't like to be around him because he's a douchenozzle. More at 11.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Alan "At least I'm not Rudy" Dershowitz has fallen so far Drag Queens are refusing to take their kids to his readings.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Please. Everyone knows that "I'm not coming, Geraldo Rivera will be there" is code for "I'm not coming, you smell like pee."

Tosca's avatar

TBF, if I heard I was going to have to deal with Dersh AND Geraldo at the one party, I'd skip it too.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I don't know. I've never been invited to a "Pants Optional" party.

John K. Wilson's avatar

The weekend of Sept. 1, 2013 (Dershowitz's 75th birthday), Obama was in Washington D.C. the entire weekend, according to the White House advisory of a "in-town press pool": https://chicago.suntimes.com/politics/2013/11/19/18549653/president-obama-guidance-and-press-schedule-aug-31-sept-1-sept-2-2013

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Only because of Geraldo! Otherwise he would have been at his good buddy Alan’s rocking 75th! You are looking the smoking gums right in the face!

Mike Gesing's avatar

You guys keep putting images in my head that I DON'T WANT TO SEE!!!!!

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

It's all fun and games getting blow jobs from minor girls on the airplane of your best friend/pimp, or at his private island, until you get caught and must try to explain away to your skeptical neighbors WTF you have been up to.

Jeremiah Brewer's avatar

Larry David was mad at Douche- eh, Dershowitz!? Pretttttty pretttttty pretttttaaaay good!

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I'd say the Obamas were being extraordinarily polite to respond to the invitation, at all.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Dershowitz was on Epstein's client list. He went to the island multiple times. Never forget.

RogationDays's avatar

This is how desperate they are NOT to talk about the indictments.

belfryo's avatar

Reminds me of the old saw:

If you run into an asshole during the course of your day...You ran into an asshole

If EVERYONE you ran into during the course of the day was an asshole, then YOU'RE the asshole