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Dolores Sailors's avatar

Trump may have been lied to but any reasonably intelligent person would have realized that What Hegseth said didn't add up.

John Santos's avatar

Hey, did everyone miss the important part of this quote from Il Duce?

| The president asserted overnight that the United States has “massive amounts” of munitions,

| saying in a post on Truth Social that “large amounts are being manufactured and shipped to the

| U.S. as needed.”

"... shipped TO the US..."

This means the munitions are being manufactured by furrners in furrin countries! If they were already in the US, they wouldn't need to be shipped TO the US.

First thing we should do is bring back our munitions manufacturing jobs. Then tariff the hell out of them. If the tariffs are high enough, they will pay for the munitions. That ain't workin', that's the way we do it. Get our bombs for nothing, get our chicks for free!

Oh, and it's all Joe Biden's fault.

MsEdgyNation's avatar

Running out of munitions is bad, but having giant boats full of exhausted, hungry, stinky people is worse, and also just wrong.

GoldStar's avatar

"Trump was lied to."

"Trump got bad advice."

Nothing is ever this asshole's fault.

Snarky's avatar

Pete is a fucking narcissistic idiot.

AJ Milne's avatar

‘… he seems to have a new wig that makes him look more like a pedophile?’

How is that even possi (glances) I withdraw my question.

Tom C's avatar

Nicole Conrad's son will pay a price.

Bill Fowler's avatar

Shot his wad! Testosterone won’t help premature escalation

Easterncedar's avatar

Sorry to be late to this, but wth is that last prancing thang?

Snowolf100's avatar

hegseth did a video where he was "exercising" with troops on the USS Boxer in Singapore.

As usual it shows his bad forms for all the exercises, that I guess, are standard for the military.

Dude might be thin and have muscles but they're show muscles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXtSpLA6_do

Easterncedar's avatar

Not as good as his skateboard flip move. What a guy

marydn's avatar

I believe it is Secretary Shot His Wad trying to prove what a great athlete he is.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

I can't believe these idiots would put their sons in harm's way!

You DID vote for this, morons!

Was it worth it to punish brown people?!

Huh?!

You were warned, dumbasses!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I don’t see a problem because Pedo47 keeps saying that Iran is constantly begging him for a deal. Just make a deal, Mr. Art of the Deal and be done. What’s the holdup?

John Ranta's avatar

Okay, somebody has to defend Pete “Vainglorious” Hegseth. Let me assure you that Pete Hegseth is just as much a real man and a real military leader, as RFK jr is a real leader of medical science. Just as much as Kash Patel is a real leader of national law enforcement. Just as much as Jared Kushner is a seasoned expert in Middle East negotiations. Just as much as Linda McMahon…um, just as much as Markwayne Mullin…okay, I give up.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

What a lot of people don't realize is that, on an aircraft carrier, if your duties don't require you to be on deck, you don't go on deck. Imagine working in a windowless office for nine months and never being able to leave or go outside or even see the outside.

Ron's avatar

I have a question, who is building these things? “large amounts are being manufactured and shipped to the U.S. as needed.” Are these coming from China? hahaha, they're so stupid.

"M"'s avatar

Apparently Lockheed and the boys

But the US manufacturers actually told Donald the truth about how long it takes (TWO YEARS) instead of what he wanted to hear ... so he's been pretending this whole time that they said something else

beb's avatar

The Air Force might have to start using dumb bombs dropping from jets instead of million dollar missiles.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I wonder how long it'll take us to run out of them.

One is too many and a hundred aren't enough.

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

Putin's asset has been doing A+ work... for Russia. Right on track, schedule, and 100% to plan. The United States of America is defenseless.

I'm sorry to pull this trope out, especially when this is the opposite of a laughing matter, and about as dangerous as it can get, but we have fucking warned people for ten YEARS that this is exactly what would happen. My heart goes out to our service members and their families. I hope TF that at least the lies that they believed, the con they bought, will force them to be more careful about their allegiances and votes. I don't know how we undo decades of Murdoch damage, but maybe this kind of catastrophe (which it is, and which can only get worse) will help people unscrew themselves. I don't know, though.

My second thought in learning more about this is that the Gropenfuhrer is deranged enough to drop a tac, and Kegstand is so desperately afraid of being perceived as a loser that he'll try to make that happen. May all of the sane minds prevail in the event, and stop them.