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Mark Linimon's avatar

"Who among us hasn’t honestly misplaced six figures of cash?"

I misplaced my Monopoly set! Doesn't rhat count?

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kbblaldwin's avatar

Maybe if he looked under the sofa cushions he could find the missing funds. Although, if JD visited recently, maybe not a good idea.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

Motherfucker, if I misplace ONE digit of cash on either side of the decimal, there's going to be an investigation, and my primary job only tangentially involves money.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. For fucking fuck's sake!!!1!!!!11!!!!

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JamesSmith's avatar

Politicians should be forced to resign when they break election rules.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think we should give this guy a pass on honest mistakes.

I went into the bank once and handed the teller a note that said, "Put all the money in a bag. I have a gub."

The misunderstanding that followed did not go well for me.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

Bank Teller #1 : Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?

Bank Teller #2 : Gun. See? But what does "abt" mean?

Virgil : It's "act". A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural.

Bank Teller #1 : Oh, I see. This is a holdup? -

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0065063/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_take%2520the%2520money%2520and%2520run

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Every state below the Mason-Dixon LIne is FUCKED. Or at least full of corrupt fuckers.

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mr_snarky's avatar

Sounds like he's just following the grifty, corrupt footsteps of dear leader. Ready for leadership.

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Michael's avatar

You give me $300K, I'll ogle my own dick, too.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

I'm shocked that MAGAts are bad with other people's money...

Not that shocked.

Not even mildly surprised.

Kind of expected, really.

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Major Kong's avatar

"It has been widely reported for months that my campaign made mistakes in our initial financial filings. We have worked diligently with attorneys and reporting experts to correct the errors and ensure compliance going forward."

Has he blamed his wife yet?

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Clarence Thomas nods in agreement.

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WillRavenel THE STROBIS WEAKLY's avatar

Ogles is my rep. He barely squeaked by a challenger in the primary this year, despite the efforts of the TN GOP to get him out. It’s a pretty safe MAGA seat, but maybe the Blue Wave will swing by my district in November. 🙏

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UnionThuggery's avatar

I'm your neighbor in TN-6. My guy isn't as atrocious, but he's still pretty awful. Your district has a shot at flipping if the turnout is good enough. My district is just gross. We've all got to do our part though and show up to cast ballots.

In my line of work, I meet with congressman or their staff at least once a year, sometimes more. I feel bad for his staffers, Ogles seems like a real piece of shit.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

A friend worked for a state rep who came in every morning seriously hung over. The staff had to leave him alone in his office long enough for him to get settled in, or he'd bite their heads off.

If they left him alone too long in his office, he'd start sulking that everyone was ignoring him and get all pissy.

No for profit businesses, nonprofit organizations, or regular government agencies would never put up with the shit that elected officials get away with. They'd get sued into oblivion.

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diogenez's avatar

So many scumbags.

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WeaverSix's avatar

You forgot that time Santos, Ogles, and nine of their buddies robbed three casinos in Vegas.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Dipshit's Eleven?

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Zap's avatar

: )

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Gammarae's avatar

does that picture look weird, as in 'shopped, to anybody else, or is it just my old tired eyes?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Maybe they took their own kid out and replaced him with their informally-adopted son.

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Gammarae's avatar

the one they left in jamaica?

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Dina's avatar

Now that you mention it, it looks like the kid in blue was added later (or replaced his real kid, lol)

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SethTriggs's avatar

Republicans are not sending their best. But that's the base model asshole that's being sent to Congress. He's doing his job, grifting whilst making the world a worse place on behalf of his unreconstructed party. And when you have an unreconstructed party controlling an unreconstructed state, you get the special kind of gerrymandering designed to put unreconstructed clowns like this in office.

So here's another one who's hoping against hope that there's enough Bigot-Americans to sweep President Klan Robe back into power so he can have his monarchy.

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Zap's avatar

Yeah it's not about public service it's about private profit.

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