Here's a wacky fun-time ritual thing the Mormons do that you may or may not have heard about: they love to baptize dead people and thus declare them members of their magic moon faith, mostly so that the Mormons can claim a 7 billion person membership similar to the way that those McDonald's signs claim "50 billion anusburgers served since 1940" to reassure you that it's, like, really popular. This has, throughout history, not always pleased the relatives of the dead people who were baptized -- say for instance, the relatives of Jewish Holocaust victims who
Yes...and whatever you do DON'T leave the urn near Keith Richards.
"It simply makes it possible for the dead to accept baptism if they want it. It's entirely their choice. "
I am a Buddha of little brain, so help me out here...Aren't they fucking dead??
I had the weirdest hot dream about Bette While last night. For reals. I was totally fucking weird but I have been chuckling about it all day.
Right on.
Right on.
I had the weirdest hot dream about Bette While last night. For reals. I was totally fucking weird but I have been chuckling about it all day.
"It simply makes it possible for the dead to accept baptism if they want it. It's entirely their choice. "
I am a Buddha of little brain, so help me out here...Aren't they fucking dead??
Yes...and whatever you do DON'T leave the urn near Keith Richards.