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Jared's new late night infomercial will be called: "How to turn your Top Secret access to Intel into sweet Saudi Ca$h."

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And Hillary was the warmonger.

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Returning to his previous advisory gig in Bartertown.

Give Auntie our best!

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I look forward to Jared getting more felony convictions than his dad.

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That was my first thought but I doubt either of these guys believe in a god that isn't money.

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Oh man. Carl Hiassen has to so jealous he never went far enough.

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Thank you! That was bothering me!

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So Jared shared the Burn Book with MBS?

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Mandarin in Hong Kong. Ezra Miller and Wentworth Miller to accompany me. Thank you.

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Heck, I'm a cheap date -- they can put me up at Lascauxcaveman's place.

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Why does it take a judicial action to make these assholes follow the Constitution?

Wisconsin Judge Orders Scott Walker To Call Special Elections He Refused To Allow.https://www.jsonline.com/story/news...

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They’re not sitting on their hands. They’re either enriching themselves through corruption or trying to hide the fact that they are enriching themselves through corruption

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And just maaayyybe she’s asking SKorea to invest in her hunnys shitty real estate deals.

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I am assuming snark

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What's Arabic for Kristallnacht? And what did JarJar get for this national security giveaway, aside from the ghoulish thrill of knowing someone died on his say-so?

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Ruh Roh Raggy, Jared has been caught with his hand up the Prince's skirt.I mean, this is a Hydra of horrors. Jaresky is a Jewsky for one thing so a few loud WTFs are called for. Then, Mr. Ivanka in his ME Peace mission somehow, miraculously got a feud going in the ME. Against our own ally even that happens to house our command center and a whole passel of our boys and prolly a few girls also too.And theeen, KushCat proceeded to shoulder tap every Arab in the Congo for a cool Bill Baby for some sparkling wine or motza or something?

This was after the pretext of bartering our intel and secrets for a few shekels and likely a few bits.

And that's just his day job, Home Boy done kicked about a thousand New Yorkers to the curb and lied about/omitted it on some forms, which is getting to be quite the annoying chain.

Its twue, its twue, Jareb does wear many hats.

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